I agree with this cheese melting logic, but you can’t go by me, as I think cheese on a burger is too much of a good thing and denies both the cheese and the meat their proper due.

That was my guess!

Damn it. You are right.

Helga from Hey Arnold!, with a hint of “boy from the cover of an 80s YA novel,” plus Amanda Palmer’s eyebrows.

Very true. When we got married my husband wanted two, I wanted 2+ but was willing to try just two, then we took forever before we were ready to have our first, during which I realized I would be okay with none if that was in the cards. We are now happily expecting our first, and one morning I just said to him, “What…

That movie is the best ad for universal healthcare I’ve ever seen. “Vote for universal healthcare or you have to sleep with Jack Nicholson.”

I bet she regrets giving those twins to Chandler and Monica now.

On the one hand, I get what you are saying, in that the difference between having a child or not is probably bigger than the difference between having one child or more. On its face, “You stopped me from ever having a child,” packs more rhetorical punch than, “You stopped me from having my ideal number of children.”…

Hell, anyone who says women can’t handle high-stress jobs needs to explain to me why 71% of restaurant servers are women.

In hunter-gatherer societies, the men did the computer programming, while the women did the customer relations and school drop-off. That is just science.

This guy probably also drops weights really loudly while grunting at the top of his lungs. Psycho.

I love it.

Timothy Dalton should be the theme of every day. Unlike Connery, he actually is getting better with age.

This is my guess.

I wish I had forbade jeans. I didn’t even think to. And then the woman who invited herself to our wedding changed out of her dress after the ceremony into jeans/tank/flip flops in time for our cocktail attire reception, and then proceeded to catch the bouquet, so she was in a bunch of pictures.

I am a pregnant-by-choice person, and the theme of my shower may well be “There Will Be Booze.” Even (especially?) stone-cold sober, I don’t want to sit through a dry party full of friends and family who don’t know each other. Yuck.

Pride & Prejudice is such a great story it briefly made Helen Fielding seem like a passable writer.

I assume PatFonda meant “Are there seasons available on Netflix?”

I love this woman and her curvy body. As a teenager, I was often teased by my friends for my attraction to girls on the thicker side, ones who were shorter and curvier, girls that the average (basic) bro might refer to as “chubby” or even “fat.” Let this be a lesson to my wife that if she leaves me, she will be SOL,…

As a Taurus, I can attest that we generally have month-long birthdays.