Possibly dumb question, but until this legislation passes, if you called the police (obviously fraught for a number of reasons) would they drive you to a hospital that does rape kits? It’s bad enough that you have to wait to shower until your kit is done, when I’m sure that is the very first thing you would feel the…
I always loved Shark Week as a kid, but back then the simulations were a bit less fanciful and more interesting. They would tell you all these facts about bite strength, and breathing, and how they give birth, and habitat, and there would be actual footage of sharks, and they would discuss how they swim, how they…
Diana Nyad: *removes jellyfish stinger from face* Pfftt.
I started getting tingly feelings by age 5, though I didn’t masturbate until 16. From that point on, mine have been pretty much like clockwork, whether from penetration or alone. I’ve also never been with a guy who didn’t care whether I had an orgasm. They all seemed to care very much. And, I have demonstrated my…
Definitely had tingly feelings by 5 (while watching the screen as my parents fast-forwarded through a sex scene in Dances with Wolves). I then had elaborate and tingly sexual fantasies until I started masturbating at 16.
I know it isn’t a popular opinion at all, but I tend to agree. Of course, every cat I’ve ever had started out as a stray- if an animal wanders into my house and we hang out, I can’t just bar the door when it wants to go back outside again. I simply cannot.
“my current oven, for example, turns its indicator light off when it reaches its preheated temperature.”
I was trying to figure out who it reminded me of. Kind of like Erika Christensen mixed with Jennifer Lawrence?
Probably. Of course they all give Nick shit for being a trust fund kid, and I’m just like, “All of you assholes are rich as fuck.”
I do roll down the car window just to tell a local stray cat, “I love you!!!” as we pass it going down our street, so I guess I’m just legit not a dog person, but yeah, a friend just got a very cute puppy and I felt like such a dick that my reactions was “...¯\_(ツ)_/¯...”
There two very similar rich people birthday parties in both series, but I haven’t finished Divorce yet.
I wonder how many young women are vaguely thinking about using their vacation as part of their maternity leave later? After this baby I am done, and then I can tell you, I will be taking more vacation every year.
Totally. Forget the infidelity. Infidelity is bad, but sex is awesome, so it happens. But talking during a play? Go fuck yourself. I’d have a 20 year affair too if my wife was the kind of person who talked loudly throughout a friend’s play.
Yeah, when I looked him up, I was very surprised to find out he’s younger than Keegan Michael Key (whose age I am not remarking on because his charisma is truly ageless).
See, and while my husband and I feel very lucky to have found one another, I read things like what you wrote and realize I will never have that dog love that some people get. The happiest I have ever felt while interacting with a dog was fine, but mildly put upon.
I had the opposite experience- I had always itched to see what I would look like with red hair, so I finally did it a few years ago. It was fun for basically one day, and then immediately faded (I followed the stylist’s instructions for care), and every time I looked in the mirror it felt like some sort of identity…
My dad was always a liberal guy, but when he got on Facebook, he started reading obsessively the Macedonian/Russian disinformation about Clinton (whom he enthusiastically supported in 2008), and became a loony Jill Stein voter. I don’t forgive him. If he quit Facebook, he might get better, but instead I quit…