Yeah, when I work out in the mornings the gym is packed, and I am in a shit mood and I do badly. When I workout in the afternoons or evenings, there is more available equipment, and I can actually set personal records and stuff. I’m not in a hurry to add extra things to my morning routine, when I find it annoying…

I WANT TO WATCH THAT DIVORCE MOVIE! Sorry for the caps, but that would be amazing, and if Rupert Everett could somehow still be in it, that would be lovely.

I hated that movie so much.

For me it’s Angelina Jolie (and this was way before Brangelina- I don’t really care about celebrity marriages that much).

I just posted a separate thread about how baffling I find him as a romantic lead, because he always gives me the impression that he hates women with a rage-filled contempt.

My main issue with this movie is that Dermot Mulroney seems like such a seething rage-filled dick in every scene he has ever shared with any woman, in any movie. I know some people are into that in a guy, but I find him baffling as a leading man in a romantic comedy, because loathing for women seems to ooze out of…

“...and especially old women whose caretakers assure you that they won’t come out of their room.” 

I’m not into it*, but I’d love to see you humiliate Ivanka, so please do it, and be as indiscreet as possible.

I have not seen the clip yet, but I want to put in my guess that he sounds like “Kermit the Frog, here...”

“You’ll be tempted by the gorgeous “vintage” steel-frame road bikes that cost like $900. This is not a good deal, since these bikes tend to weigh approximately 500 pounds”

I was just listening to an old episode of Howard Stern the other day, in which Artie Lang and Christian Slater compared notes on being drug addicts, including their shared experience of literally, definitely, 100% grabbing a cop’s gun. Funny how they are both alive after that.

There was definitely an episode where Samantha was the worst: she got a masseuse fired for refusing to go down on her. That is some fucking predatory shit.

It sounds like a portmanteau of some z-word and daddy, but what z-word? I vote zut-alors!

See, to me, Jason Momoa is just insanely, obviously hot, but Chris Pine looks weird. He reminds me of when Homer Simpson shaves:

Every time I see him in anything I yell, “Funky Spunk! His spunk tastes funky!” I hope I never see him in person. He would be rightfully mad at me.

See, I think she is a horrible person in that episode. To me that is the episode where Carrie decides to out someone’s perfectly harmless sexual fetish for no good reason, when they weren’t even that serious, and she could have just broken up like a grown-up.

Shit, Lenny Kravitz and Jason Momoa are two beautiful men. You are correct, she has wonderful taste.

I know. I want to lick his lower abdomen.

I would think zika might have something to do with it. I’m not going to Florida again until I’m done having kids.

If you are like me, you ave to choose your underwear based on the outfit you will wear: I wear high-waisted underwear when I wear high-waisted pants and skirts and dresses, bikini when I don’t, giant when I’m on my period, and thongs when I really need to go to the laundromat. I can’t just blindly grasp at whatever…