I 100% believe you, and I will take your word on it, as I refuse to ever watch anything by Michael Bay ever again. Bad Boys II is the best thing he’s ever done, and I never expect him to top it.

Hey, I’m not hating. If I could change anything, it would be to give middle-aged actresses the same freedom.

Noted. I’m now imagining his wife laughing at him for being identified as part of a “Pussy Posse.”

The one on the left literally looks she is holding volleyballs. It’s like it was drawn by someone who has never seen breasts. Or really, any human body. Why do both of these women have their heads attached by the chin to their clavicles? This is my guess as to what Bart Sears looks like:

I don’t know, maybe you attended a high school reunion and took note of who from your graduating class became a police officer.

I’ve often wondered why convenience stores don’t have a button one can push to turn off the surveillance cameras on the way into the store, in case one desires a little privacy while engaging in armed robbery.

I wish the first one had tanked. It fucking sucked.

I love that in the picture of Leonardo di Caprio et al, it is very obvious to me that I would not even look twice at any of them if they were walking down the street. Yes, Leo can act, and he cleans up real nice, but they all just look like average dads now, no matter how single and famous they are.

The number of women who seem to think they create a force-field around themselves if they refuse to believe other women sickens me.

Modern Major General said, “Go to any prison and ask how many people were put away based solely on ‘witness testimony from the alleged victim.’ It literally happens every day.” They did not specify rapists. People do get convicted on witness testimony from the alleged victim in other crimes. Why should that not be…

Was the 12th juror a rapist? Because that is what I would assume about the 12th juror.

Yeah, I feel like they really let the word “snacks” cloud their judgment on some of these later decades. Might as well have put Fruit Roll-ups on the list. I’m trying to figure out what decade I would have put mini-quiches in. 90s or 00s, I think.

And wear walking shoes.

Same. Ikea is fun.

I’m hoping they were the tenants.

I think you’re going to the wrong Ikea. They smell like new wood and cinnamon buns (i.e. heaven), and shopping there is extremely fun + aerobic exercise + a fun date when you actually like the person you are there with.*

I suppose so. That’s really the only time I can picture it being served.

Certainly not ones where dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets were served. I’m more of a guacamole person, myself.

The reason is: because it’s so delicious.

Nobody will throw anything at you, we are too busy claiming your share of the cheese.