I find everything in this video tasty, with pâté and pizza bagels being the most questionable. But I object to the description of dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets as “party snacks.” That was children’s food. There is no analogue between clams casino and dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.

I don’t know. His social media presence looks exactly like my father’s, who is also a 60-something midwestern Bernie Bro who spent the 8 months prior to the election sharing Russian propaganda and has a history of domestic violence. And my dad knows exactly who Kathy Griffin is.

I definitely clicked on this to find out if Hayden Panettiere was on The Bachelor. My eyes still insist that that is her.

Pigeons are no grosser than seagulls* (or parakeets, or any other bird I’ve encountered- they all shit everywhere), and their purple green iridescent feathers are beautiful. I also find their cooing and murmuring very calming.

Yeah, the treatment seems promising, but this line really made me nervous: “After he details the center’s point system (a higher math that I cannot follow), the boy tells me that a similar approach should translate into success in the outside world—as if the world, too, operates on a point system. Just as consistent…

Yeah, I felt fine the day of, but I was with a big group of tourists following a guide. If I had gotten trapped down there for a minute, I would have freaked out, mostly because of the lack of directional cues.

Yeah, the Paris Catacombs were one of my favorite sights to see on my first trip to Paris (lines were too long the second time around and I did not get in), and this seems like an absolute nightmare. I remember a sign that said in French, “Stop! For here is the empire of the dead.” And no, I had no sense of…

“The specific white voters who nitpicked Clinton and then voted for Trump, voted for third party candidates, or didn’t vote at all are going to do the exact same things next election. We’ve already lost them, even if they claim to support liberal ideals in theory.”

I agree that knowledge and experience is important, but of course, Trump’s problem is not simply lack of knowledge and experience, but also a complete lack of interest and curiosity. It’s not that he doesn’t know what he doesn’t know, it’s that he does not care what he does not know. But yes, I definitely would have…

Oh, I’ve seen it. It is an integral cog in my 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon game.

Thank you!

I’ve been annoyed not to find Lost Boys anywhere. I really want to watch it.

Educated or no, she sounds incredibly dumb.

I’m glad you found each other, but it would be unacceptable to me to date someone who didn’t care enough about politics to find out what their S.O.’s political beliefs are.

Is the 1990 Flatliners streaming anywhere, because I would give that a watch. I don’t find enough Kiefer Sutherland on my streaming services.

What is the nuclear option? I called my senators today to register my disapproval, but my senators are Dems and I don’t know what their options are.

Yeah, if someone was like, “I’d probably just invest it in low-risk bonds,” I would assume they were incredibly boring.

Yes, please! I would buy a gorgeous Victorian mansion in my hometown, and I would remodel it exactly to my tastes, buy a couple of classic cars for the carriage house, and all of my friends would be invited to take the train out for murder mystery weekend parties and art and writing retreats. I would throw a…

I generally just buy when there is an office pool, because it would kill me if all my coworkers won and I had to keep going to work. It would absolutely murder me. Also, once I bought for a particularly huge prize, just to have the fun of pretending, because I was feeling sad about the impossibility of saving for a…

What do you do when you are not a sweet tooth and you are abstaining? When I am drinking, I prefer dry over sweet, and will usually drink liquor neat if the only mixers available are sugary. Now that I am pregnant, it seems my main options are plain water, sparkling water, V-8, and milk if I don’t want to have…