I will also say, the visual part of my attraction-meter is also a little T-Rexish: I often need to see a man move to figure out whether I find him attractive. That’s why this gif is pornographic, while a still of it would be merely beautiful:

I think it’s more like, “Even at 6'3", he looks like a 5 lb potato sack oozing with 10 lb of rotting pureed carrots and corn silk wig on top.” I also tend to find men in suits hotter than without suits: Trump is often in a suit, and yet he has never looked hot.

He shoulda worn seersucker.

IKR? It’s the thin frame that predicts it...which is unfortunate, as I favor broad-shouldered men.

I don’t know if it truly is that we are “less visual,” so much as that most men seem to have let all their other senses atrophy. I guess what I am saying is...how does Comey smell? Alpine? Chypre?

I attribute it mostly to him often being pictured next to Trump, which makes almost anyone look hotter in comparison.

The size of a flaccid penis most certainly does not matter. I promise. They are none of my business in that state.

Yeah, I was going to say: It’s June in DC. Every day should be seersucker suit day.

I was just telling my husband yesterday that I could use some seersucker in my work wardrobe.

Evans is the most handsome, Pine might be the best actor, Hemsworth is the beefiest, and Pratt I only like when he is soft and Andy Dwyer-ish, because he seems happier that way.

I think so? I don’t think “dating” is serious enough to need a very serious boundary, so to me, one date is “dating,” though not serious. In fact, to me, “dating” can refer to just generally going out with a few people, and not any one person. I generally wouldn’t use “break up” for someone I was just dating.

Yeah, until I saw that joke, I never stopped to think about it, but ghosts do the opposite of leaving without saying goodbye.

I was so confused when I saw ads for this, because I was like, “How has the actress who played Anck Su Namun not aged a bit since 1999?” And it was leading me to think this was the same universe as the Brenden Fraser Mummy movies. But apparently I just got confused by the bangs, nude lipstick, and writing on their…

I am a hugger (with friends, not strangers), but this reminds me of the time at work a “customer” (regular who never bought anything) came up and asked three of us women who worked at the store for hugs. The first two obliged and he acted miffed I refused to join in. Then he said “Come on!” and reached for me and I…

As someone who is totally a hugger: AGREE.

I gotta say, I don’t really believe anyone is a Seinfeld fan if they don’t already know he wouldn’t want a hug...

This is what happened after Titus and Jacqueline gave Mikey and his new boyfriend that rented peacock.

Movies and tv have led me to believe that all chefs are type-A assholes or rodents. It kind of ruins the fantasy.

I saw an SNL skit from before the 92 election that did not age well. The premise was essentially that 1992 was unwinnable for Democrats, and Bill Clinton wasn’t even mentioned.