I adore him, and I think he would be good at it. I would enthusiastically campaign for him if he got the nomination. But he would be 82 in 2020. Turn 83 three months into his term. I’d rather see him campaign hard for Kamala Harris, but if he runs, his VP choice better be damn competent.

I imagine his business interests would be ruined by running. We’re all already fools for giving so much data to Facebook, but I would assume a mass exodus from the platform if he ran.

“It’s odd that the same people who take the cops’ word for it that an unarmed suspect needed to be shot suddenly think the cops are railroading an upstanding citizen the minute there’s a rape charge.”

A bit on the nose that his album in which he talks about hoping to drug women is called, “It’s True! It’s True.”

I grew up thinking “Spanish Fly” was an aphrodisiac like oysters: i.e. probably an old wive’s tale, but might get you in the mood. It never occurred to me that it was code for drugs that would render you immobile or unconscious, or I absolutely would have been horrified.

It’s like how if you falsely accuse someone of robbing your house, nobody will ever believe the victim of a robbery again. Oh wait, that doesn’t happen?

Sometimes I let myself jog super-slow forever, and then someone gets on the treadmill and is going faster and I realize that I could be using my time to improve my speed. So I speed up. It may look like I am racing them, but I’m really just going, “Oh shit, I have not been working hard, and this person reminded me I…

I “evaluate” people at the gym, by which I mean, if somebody is lifting heavy weights, I’ll think, “Damn, she’s really strong!” or if someone is on the heavier side, I will think, “Good for you.”* I don’t think I stare at anyone, and if someone is not lifting much weight, I mostly just don’t notice them. My annoyed…

In an email to Jezebel, a spokesperson for Rep. Higgins said, “Rep. Higgins is referring to terrorists. He’s advocating for hunting down and killing all of the terrorists. This is an idea all of America & Britain should be united behind.”

Outlander sucks.

Ha! My mom angrily threw Rice’s The Tale of the Body Thief across the room when she finished it, she was so angry at Lestat. I adore The Witching Hour, but when I reread it, I just skip straight to the book within a book: the Talamasca file on the Mayfair Witches. And the next two books, Lasher and Taltos, are…

Interesting. I still notice a distinct odor in other people’s homes, but yeah, not as pungent as the 90s. I also stopped buying Febreze when they did their ad campaign with blindfolded people breathing in rotten fish and enjoying it. They might as well have made their slogan, “Febreze: because you are filthy and…

Oh yeah, that I get.

Yeah, while I enjoy most Batman movies and found the first Toby Maguire Spiderman charming, I hate everything I have seen from the Marvel universe that started with Iron Man.* Yet I am still really excited to watch this.

I hate everything from the Marvel Universe that I have seen (especially the first Gaurdians movie), but I’m still excited to watch this.

“...origin stories can often be tedious...”

Also pregnant, and I have also gone from 100% to 1000% pro-choice.

I just wanted to add something I learned when I became pregnant: A person who is “20 weeks pregnant” has generally only been pregnant for around ~18 weeks. The clock starts from the first day of your last period, because it is difficult to tell when ovulation occurs, and easier to count from your period. So all of…

Art made by a robot would be kind of like those paintings done by elephants. Like, “Hey, neat!” for about a second.

I would never buy in an HOA. So there is one anecdatapoint for you.