I very much wish I knew how to answer your question. We already elected ours, and I still see people on the left on Facebook posting memes about rejecting anyone the Democrats endorse in 2018. Short of hypnosis, I don’t know the answer. I can say I spent a large part of the last year being extremely diplomatic to…

I assume the lawyer, unless the mother’s age is a part of the plot.

That bears a striking resemblance to the sculpture of Delia Deetz in Beetlejuice.

“So whether on an island, a coastal countries, a landlocked region, or even your own tiny Brooklyn apartment surrounded by screaming men on the street below and a neighbor who, at 11:00 pm last night, decided to start learning how to play the violin, one can receive island vibes.”

Fun fact: fear of getting raped by my comrades is what prevented me considering going into the armed forces.

Not all white people are hipsters. They can also be basic.

I am waiting for him to nominate Judge Reinhold to the Supreme Court.

Mulder and Scully’s work there has been groundbreaking, but you know they are always running up against the FBI culture, so the Bureau really can’t take credit for them.

There was definitely drinking in Save the Last Dance- Derek teaches Sara about ordering beer correctly at STEPPS. There is not any over-drinking, or any plots involving drunkenness, just mature, responsible underage drinking. I think there was also some cursing. I feel like I remember Sara saying, “Fuck you,” to…

That was my impression as well. I also thought it was interesting that Morgan seemed to still be trying to pin it entirely on Anissa as she was talking to the police officer, and reacted visibly upset when she found out the victim lived. I went into that documentary thinking the girls probably genuinely believed in…

Manchester by the Sea is also just unforgivably boring. If I’m going to watch an emotionally closed off dude go about his boring business for several hours, I would rather just re-watch Good Will Hunting.

Do you have any suggestions for those of us in blue state and districts, who have senators and representatives who already agree with us? I keep calling to tell them to keep up the good work, and try to fortify their backbone against collaborating with this fuckface, but I would love to use my energy to help people…

My sister had to walk away to avoid slugging a 24 year old who wrote in Bernie Sanders in Michigan, and said, “But don’t worry. That’s blue. It all counts!.” This girl literally thought her vote would be counted as a vote for Clinton.

If the realistic things a person will do are A) Nothing, and B) Copy/paste and send, then I would rather they do that. I agree using your own words is better, and calling is a good idea too.

I would watch that show.

This I understand in general, but this Moen woman and the Slender Man girls didn’t seem to have any hesitation at all. I credit lack of anatomical knowledge and (I hope) lack of practice.

It was kind of all three. Like, the creators could have gotten financing, but that would have changed The Toast, or they could have kept making The Toast themselves, but it would have continued to take all of their time and energy and they would never really have their heads above water.

We already have Pence. I’d rather one power-hungry asshole at a time.

Having just seen that Slender Man documentary last night, I come away from this thinking that stabbing seems to be the method of choice for budding teen girl serial killers, and that as both victims lived, these teens are terrible at stabbing. (Which I am happy about. Glad the victims lived.)

Yeah, that may be the ugliest wedding dress I have ever seen.