And Michelle Obama’s speech?

Melania Trump is a horrible person whom I fully believe Trump treats badly. She is Chris Christie. I don’t spend much time worrying about Chris Christie or Melania Trump, though it would be nice for America if either of them found an effective way to betray that hideous sack of shit.

She looks like a famous person, who is decidedly not Michael Jackson, and I am trying to remember the name...

If he is literally one it would finally dispel that stereotype about vampires being attractive.

Coleridge references are fucking everywhere. I love it.

3,530?

They should not stay home. They should vote.

Yeah, she wrote some idiotic essay in WaPo defending her vote for Trump.

“If they were contacting congresspeople, getting involved in local politics, etcetera, they’d be an unstoppable force. But ... they’re not.”

On a Transformers budget, the Jem movie could have been rad.

If lushly decorated school supplies are now the basis for films, when is Moonbeam City getting a movie?

“...this idea that we somehow aren’t really women...” Also, the idea that saying someone isn’t a feminist equals saying they aren’t a woman is profoundly wrongheaded.

Yeah, I don’t remember the “serve God” part, but I do remember the “On my honor, I will try,” part, because it always sounded so stilted to me.

“I think many men assume the “Women’s March” is supposed to be women-only, which is why it was a bad name for the main anti-Trump march.”

I like “Traitor Trump the Golden Lump.”

*High Five* I’ve only been to three Barenaked Ladies concerts. I miss them.

Yes, but that still doesn’t give me the “My enemies are literal monsters” moral simplicity I’m looking for. ;)

Every morning I wake up wishing it was a zombie nightmare or a vampire nightmare that I couldn’t wake up from, instead of this. That feels like it would be easier to deal with.

Totally. My bullet journal has turned me into a competent person. It’s amazing. And I have always loved pens and journals. I was going to hoard them anyway. Might as well put them to actual use.

Only half true: