It’s the opposite for me. Hanging around outside in the summer means I need to apply sunblock to all exposed skin, which I find way more annoying than extra clothes.

“Throwing my feces does not sound like something I would do or intend to do.”

She must have. Everything down there is very mysterious to my mother. I guarantee she has never taken a look with a hand mirror. I actually told this story to her over the weekend, and she said, “Do you think that’s what happened to me?” and I said, “Well, you’ve had three kids, so someone at some point has found…

I will only know if it was worth it if the orange glob tweets about it at 3am. Various people getting under its skin is all I have these days.

How exactly does he stay there? I know they don’t have to give him up to the UK, but why do they let him be there at all? Are there tons of spare bedrooms at the Ecuadorian Embassy, and they love playing host? If I need a place to crash while in London, can I just be like, “Knock knock knock! Where’s your couch?”

2) This one was.

I can’t even wrap my head around the idea that this man appears to have, that it is less upsetting to be raped by someone you know. There is no reason why that would be the case, so I have to assume he thinks deep down that women should not have any contact with men they aren’t married or related to, or they deserve…

Are you in Charleston....? (Sis?)

This is worse than my mother’s story about when she first got her period. My grandma got her a tampon, but there was leaking, so grandma bought mom supers. There was still leaking, so grandma, mystified, tied two supers together and gave it to my mom thinking, “This has got to do it.” There was still leaking, and my…

I couldn’t believe my luck when i saw the headline. I only hope they do a story about Ouija boards soon, so I can post “The Curse of the Luigi Board.”

This administration doesn’t give a shit about conflict of interest, so I assume they’re all going to stay on.

I’ll be at the LA one as well. My alma mater and my union are both sending groups as well.

I was born and raised in the middle of the country, and up until this election, I did feel somewhat sorry for those places, as lots of them feel like they’ve had a curse put on them when you spend any time there.* Since the election, I’ve blown way past forgetting and marginalizing them. I actively hate them.

Sometimes I do, but it is literally just as easy to print it out, and I don’t have to worry about battery life.

Belly button.

Do they drive through mountainous areas? I’ve had times driving through Colorado and Utah when I wished I’d printed out a back-up.

They probably had better grammar and spelling than he would have managed on his own.

I think you might need to get over yourself if you think chronically late people are sending a personal message to you with their lateness.