Well, shit. Somebody was fucking pissed to be acting against a woman he can’t hold a candle to.

Yeah, I have never seen LTiP, and I had never heard it referred to as a rape scene before.

Ugh, it’s like the guys who think Lolita is the villain of Lolita.

“It’s not hard at all to get jobs abroad in most fields if you are not picky about where you go.” This is an important distinction. If I am moving to escape Trump, I am going to be picky about where I go. I don’t want to go to a place that will literally be worse for me. I work in education, and I might be able to…

In 15 years, formal dining rooms will be in and open floor plans will be “so dated.”

Good for you. And for what it’s worth, I really miss seasons, and rivers that have water in them and aren’t made of concrete, and Victorian architecture. Enjoy it while you can. I’ve thought of moving back from time to time, and maybe we will retire there, but this election has not exactly helped me convince my…

CheRachel looks like Alyssa Milano.

I know I’m supposed to say I’ll stay and fight, like it is something I have decided on, but honestly, if I had the opportunity to move to another country of my choosing, I totally would. As it is, I’ll stay and fight. But I don’t feel like I can judge people who say they will, or actually do, leave the country. In…

You have to give them an email.

I’m having fun using fake names and emails. Hugh Jastle and Norma Stits don’t really find anything important, and they want their opinions heard, damn it!

Not a great joke, but I imagine more people would be more inclined to give Jost the benefit of the doubt if Weekend Update hadn’t spent the last year doing its best to give the impression that “well, both these candidates are equally bad, who even cares who wins, lol.”

Flour is also highly combustible when it hangs in the air, so watch out for that pilot light.

People wonder how Americans used to be so much thinner. This is how.

My city council member, in my very large city, came down to about 30 votes this past June. And of course, the local elections become feeders for state office, which are feeders for national office, so if people want to make a difference in who gets elected, showing up every time is how that happens. The city…

I would have thought that before 2015, but this election has taught me that the Republican party is more sincerely racist and misogynist, and less strategic, than I ever could have imagined. I mean, I knew they were racist and misogynist, but I really thought, with so much to gain from pretending otherwise, that they…

Yeah, I grew up in the Midwest and went to college in New England. I think that is the main reason I refuse to turn the heat on. I know I am getting soft even without it.

I love robes, and I could use a more luxurious one, so I looked at the one on the list: it doesn’t even look warm and snugly!

Oh yeah, that’s definitely me. Live in Southern California, and you have to call the gas company to turn the heater on, and I just never have (for 11 years). No, it doesn’t get freezing out, but cold enough for layers, definitely.

Every morning. My husband shoves mine under the covers with me when he gets up to make coffee, and then when I get up, it is blanket temperature.

I don’t care for the casting. Emma Watson is not good at acting. She just got lucky by being cast in Harry Potter at a young age.