This goes deeper than you even know. Google tells me Hillary Clinton is 5'7", but I met her in person, and she is no more than 5'2"-5'4".The Illuminati have been obfuscating the truth of the First Ladies’ heights. But why? #theRealClintonScandal

Hopefully nothing happens that makes militant groups feel like they are above the law.

Their political wishlist:

“You know how we could not control him at all while he was candidate Trump? Well, believe you me, we will definitely be able to control President, Commander in Chief, more popular with Republicans than Paul Ryan, in-this-scenario-won-against-the-Clinton-machine, Trump.”

Blanche: What has become of chivalry, when men used to open doors for you, pull out your chair, top their hat, kiss your hand, help you down out of your carriage, leave calling cards on little silver salvers?
Dorothy: So, how far back do you want to go, Blanche; I mean, do you still want to be able to vote?

Most of my friends are in OC, and of the vocal conservatives, I have only heard support for Johnson. Not one person has admitted to me (or posted on Facebook) support for Trump. Perhaps some, in the privacy of the voting booth, will vote for him, but I think most of them know he’s awful and are just focusing on…

He pretty clearly hates Muslims and Mexicans/Mexican-Americans. He has no clearly stated policy positions, but he has been broadcasting his prejudices for the world to see.

As a busty woman, most of the crumbs fall into my cleavage, so I think the hose should really go betwixt my heaving bosoms.

Totally. I can wear white and gold, but that blue does nothing for me.

You want to howl at the impotent pain of witnessing someone else’s cognitive dissonance, take a look at Scott Adam’s Twitter.

The dress morphed back and forth before my very eyes, like the horse of a different color from The Wizard of Oz.

I also tuned out as soon as that happened.

Yeah, this is totally SFW.

Have they done it again since Mr. Mom? The only example I can think of is Up All Night, but NBC panicked and turned the stay-at-home-dad into a contractor and the working mom into a SAHM before cancelling it. This is likely not great, but I wouldn’t mind if there could be a good show about a man taking care of kids,…

CBS: We’ll make you like it.

I cannot stop laughing at this gif.

He was referring to a sheriff’s international banking cabal.

I still remember my mom’s marriage advice when I was a girl: “Never marry a lawyer unless you are one, because the divorce will be hell, and never marry a cop, because they can do literally anything to you, and nobody will believe you.”

My grandmother on her death bed at 84 could have reduced Trump to a quivering mass of jelly.

Exactly. Like being the only woman on a local morning news show.