Oh good, I found my thread.

They’re allowed to use sidewalks here as well.

It’s their turn.

I feel like this is actually some weird retelling of Cinderella, from the perspective of one of the evil step-sisters or something.

Obviously take the money. It’s a dumb question, because I see zero reason to turn it down.

Ugh. Jeremy Renner is just awful. He’s basically famous for being “the guy from Bourne who isn’t Matt Damon,” “the guy from The Town who isn’t Ben Affleck,” and “the guy from Marvel movies who isn’t one of the extremely talented or gorgeous ones.” But at least he has a terrible personality!

“You’ve just told him, by way of making conversation, that according to legend the champagne coupe in your hand is shaped like Marie Antoinette’s left breast, and he tells you the highball glass is modeled after his cock. Then he tells the waitress the same thing.”

Damn you. That’s good.

I agree, and yet, I love the first half of every season so much that I will gladly subject myself to that every season.

I adored Asylum.

I adored it, including the format. This was a genuinely scary episode, and the acting was fabulous.

I would try again with the “ticking time bomb” email, see if that gets a different result.

She probably just means she is an asshole, but I hope the “ticking time bomb” comment got these girls a new roommate. I wouldn’t feel safe with her after that.

That is a bold fucking statement to make to someone you don’t know anything about.

I assume her parents’ 700 friends, who have been subjected to 500 photos of a child shitting, would like to join the lawsuit and make it a class action.

How old is your son? Because if he’s an adult, everyone is batting an eye, but behind your back.

Always watch first and read later. It is much easier to accept them as two separate works of art in that order than in the reverse. Plus, you watch first, you want more, and then you read, and you get more. The reverse is too disappointing: you read first, you want more, you watch, and you get less. It sets movies up…

It’s waaaaaay more than half.

What’s weird is that Nick Jr. had more than one koala show back then, but you are talking about The Noozles, Pinky & Blinky. I have a vague memory of them using a magic watch to get to Uluru/Ayers Rock.

The fact that your profile pic is from Mother May I Sleep With Danger makes me wonder if we might already be friends in real life. ;)