How’d she react when you replied, “Go fuck yourself!”?

We’re neighbors! I go running past that park!

I’d call Trump a walking sack of manure, but manure can be useful, so never mind.

I hope against hope that they were plotting against Trump.

That happened when I turned 30. I have this beautiful collection of dresses, and they just no longer work. :( I am working up the nerve to discard them.

“The designers would need to sell by bust size, much like men’s shirts go by neck size.”

I vouch for them on myself.

Yep. I am 2 full sizes apart on top and bottom.

Amen!

The only thing really annoying about it is not knowing ahead of time whether you need to look into the plus-sized section or not, but no, I’m not worried that designers are spending too much time catering to larger plus sizes... :/

At a meeting with a lot of the most important people on campus the other day, I looked down and noticed my blouse was open at the bust. For how long, who knows?

I’ve never found boy shorts that didn’t have an uncomfortable seam running front to back. :/

Totally. I am not even very hairy, but unless I go with some sort of 1930s retro suit, I am grooming before swimming.

I went to the beach one summer with my long waist and a one-piece I thought was sufficiently long. My friends kept thinking the undertow was sucking me in, but I was just staying under water for an extra wave every time to give myself time to put my boobs back in my suit. :/

I live in Southern California, where most women reporting the news wear cocktail dresses, which they then get criticized for, but they would get criticized as too masculine if they wore suits. There is no winning with this nonsense.

Mind if I take a screenshot to tweet this? Or if you tweet it, I will retweet. This is just so perfect.

It is? It never even occurred to me to ask for a witness at my gynecological exams. Are they supposed to let you know you can have a witness?

Yep. This, from the article you linked, is exactly where I am at: “It is possible to oppose the French ban on burkinis while also challenging the mindset of those who support burkas and burkinis.”

Being subjected to a tv special on The Who was how I suddenly realized that, mostly, I’m just not that into rock music. Don’t throw individual artists at me, because yes, there are plenty of them that I do like, but it was such a relief to realize that that genre is just not particularly for me.

He is the Chanel No. 5 of musicians. Chanel No. 5 smells like powdered cat butt, but people hate when you say that.