I have definitely gotten that kind of pushback about Neil Young. Unlike Dylan, however, Neil Young has grown on me, mostly through covers other people have done of his songs.

Jeff Sneider thinks a turkey baster full of semen is the ultimate revenge?

Is that what happened? I loved them together!

I’m not alone!

While cleaning my bedroom as a kid, I used to imagine Jerry Orbach and Chris Noth on Law & Order looking around my room and cracking one-liners while they looked for clues to my murder. It was more fun and less morbid than it sounds.

“6. “Keep Lying” by Donna Missal

Thank you! I’ve finally, after too many ruined lunches, learned that every salad has to be ordered with the dressing on the side, just in case it for some reason tastes like Dr. Pepper vinaigrette, or sesame-infused maple syrup. :/

Counterpoint: please stop putting so much sugar in salad dressing.

I laughed. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Having had a customer throw a nachos supreme in my face when I worked there, I can assure you, police never get there in time.

This is how he gets them to pay for the wall: by showing them that the U.S. is sending its worst people to Mexico.

That is my nightmare.

I didn’t even realize they had sex lives. I picture them always sleeping, eating, pooping or training. Like buff babies.

If giving up your entire childhood for your parents’ approval doesn’t get you a single room, then I have even less understanding of the motivations of elite athletes than I thought.

When I’m down, I just watch his McConaughey impression to cheer up.

Damn I miss Gale Harold/Brian Kinney...sigh...

Also, the one truck has “sells aborted baby parts” in bright white, making it more visible than “planned parenthood,” and this gives the truck the appearance of a baby parts vendor, rather than a protest.

And whether this person is sincere or trolling, they are an actual person saying shitty gross things. There is not a scenario in which I like this person.

So you...liked...the ham sandwich tweet? Troll or sincere, it’s a gross tweet by a gross person.

Perhaps your friends think you are smarter and more reasonable than you actually are?