That hashtag is making it very hard to hold it together at work.

“Nothing about your opinion is groundbreaking and you could have said it without being an asshole.”

I just keep thinking of the episode of The Simpsons where the entire town of Springfield sets out to fleece the Hollywood producers.

Shaving pubic hair is bad?

I wish some ice cream company would make cookie dough ice cream, hold the ice cream. The current iteration of cookie dough ice cream turns me into a gross immature kid, because I eat all of the ice cream first, and save the cookie dough for the end to eat in one glob.

I doubt she would have enjoyed prison, but I also doubt she would have ever accepted responsibility or felt shame about this.

Have you considered cutting off contact with her?

Yeah, it sounds like he said that when she already had a gun drawn. I have no idea what the fuck I would say if someone pulled a gun on me and my children.

“Bitch, just measure and sew! That is your actual, literal job. Just do it!” I wish one of the real people models would say this directly to their faces on those challenges.

That always made me yell at my screen: “If you can’t design clothes for bodies, maybe you should design greeting cards instead! Why the fuck did you choose a medium in which you would be dressing bodies if you want to do everything in your power to limit the interaction between your clothing and a human body?!”

“According to new research published today in JAMA Dermatology, roughly 84 percent of women surveyed reported some form of pubic hair grooming.”

If you ever wear a bathing suit, I don’t know how you avoid it. If nude beaches were the norm here, I would probably never, but until bathing suit cuts offer more coverage, I don’t want to look like Larry Fine every time I go swimming.

Interesting. Between John Calvin, Calvin Klein, and Calvin & Hobbes, it just sounds like the whitest name in the world to me.

Calvin Harris is a stage name? What the fuck kind of stupid stage name is that? Sting is a stage name. Johnny Bravo is a stage name. Calvin Harris is your uncle who lives in Dallas.

Yeah, I don’t want to have to wax or shave just go for a run, and there are shorts so short now that I would have to.

I’ve only ever gotten them to work with a garter belt.

When I was an overworked/undersleeped teen I occasionally nodded off while standing and wrapping tacos at Taco Bell.

Try getting on the Metro any weekday and tell me it doesn’t get much use. Those trains are packed.