I may condition my hair without washing it, if it feels like it needs it. Of course, that would ruin a blow-out, but that is how I avoid shampooing more than a couple times a week.

“In this particular case I think spying on the N Koreans might be best left to professionals.”

Seriously. As soon as I see the words “a memoir” on the cover, my eyes glaze over and I look for something else. I’m afraid to say I absolutely would have passed this over.

I was not pleased with it, actually. I don’t think the meter was correct.

Car sharing, for one. But eventually you’ll be able to text. We just have to get everyone used to the idea that the car is just a much, much better driver than a human.

Hell, it could be a line from a script she read.

Yeah, based on this thread, it sounds like they do (ambien sounds like a hell of a drug), and in her case, you never know if she was also reading a script that focused on abuse that might have influenced it. Hell, I had horrible nightmares on Sunday just from watching The Conjuring 2, and woke up at 1am yelling at my…

I’m pretty sure Taylor Lautner is white, he just plays a POC in movies.

Yeah, I have started Finding Nemo several times, because everyone assures me it is sooooo gooood, but I always fall asleep. Also, Albert Brooks’ voice makes me want to pull my hair out. It’s like nails on a chalkboard to me.

My FIL really wanted to have daughters, and he had 6 sons before any daughters showed up. It happens.

Yeah, in my experience, Mother’s Day kind of got celebrated, because kids were still in school, and teachers would have kids make Mother’s Day cards in class. Father’s Day less so, because unless we had a hell of a lot of snow days the previous winter, we were out of school before Father’s Day.

Yeah, I am right on that cusp as well, and I had to talk to my husband like, “If I get zika, I’m getting an abortion.” I have all the same questions as you.

Multiple times every morning.

“Serial breakup songwriter” describes about 90% of pop songwriters.

I am too. Just be good at sex, and then nobody will be bothered about it.

I find it genuinely hilarious that it is considered mildly rebellious to run in cotton tank tops. All of my running shirts are my husbands discarded cotton tanks and tees, my bottoms are Target athletic leggings, and I’ve been wearing two Costco sports bras layered on top of each other for years. The shoes, I…

My husband definitely has a type, but he is not only attracted to that type. Whenever I dated someone, I started finding celebrities who looked like them attractive, so my type is pretty malleable. I do like a strong jaw.

This man and his father make the world a worse place by being in it.

That is 100% douche-speak for “She didn’t want to sleep with me.”

Totally. I also expect that his man-crush on Adam Levine is akin to what Michael Scott felt for the temp on The Office.