I really appreciated when you asked if they legit want Trump to be president over at Gawker. Their coverage is bizarre.

Totally agree. Even if giving him a nickname were a good idea (which it is not -she is the adult in the room), Dangerous Donald sounds too much like the nickname he would pick for himself.

I know it hangs from the tail, but it gives the appearance of a decorative butt plug.

Check out the ears on the black and white cat in the lower right of the picture. That cat is having its patience tested, and the results may not be pretty.

How long ago did you lose custody?

So...how do we go about ruining his political career for revenge?

Well, I have failed at finding an appropriate gif, but Sylvia’s line comes to mind: “Dr. Sylvester says a man like Stephen can’t accept that what he feels for you is anything other than love. So he has to marry you in order to give the relationship dignity and importance.”

Please go watch The Women, starring Joan Crawford and Norma Shearer. All will be revealed. I’m off to find gifs.

In general, I believe it is bad etiquette to complain about a wedding gift, but when someone gives you a live animal, I think it is totally acceptable to give them hell over it.

Have a wonderful long weekend remembering those who died serving our country and considering the meteoric political rise of a man who’s taken a brave public stand against those who were captured while serving their country.

So, you are saying young voters need to pull themselves up by their information bootstraps?

I’m a librarian. I wear wool slacks or a skirt to the office most days. Usually with a collared shirt, but sometimes with knits. On Fridays, I wear skinny jeans, a teeshirt, and a blazer. I wear pearls every day. I wear a dress once or twice a week. Absolutely nobody enforces this, and only a handful of us dress up…

My husband does not like them. But he has had some experiences that make it completely understandable that he likes to feel in control of that area in a way that bjs don’t allow.

Like...how HARD did she poke it?

I wear two, (I’m a D cup), and I find that it is plenty of support and looks fine. This buband looks terrible, which is fine, as looking cute is not a requirement of workout clothes. But if you don’t care if your bra is cute at all, there probably is a sports bra that will provide enough compression, at least up to a…

When I saw Brooks’ headline, the first thing to come to mind was a take-down book about the Clintons written in the 90s that my chemistry teacher asked me to read, because he was a dittohead. I read the book, and it was nonsense, but I remember a particularly damning passage revealed that as First Lady, Hillary…

Poop and zika are terrible wedding favors.

I’ll also add that any and all Olympics are largely a parade of people whose countries/parents sacrificed their childhood for something meaningless and stupid. This is more true in some sports than others, but it is true enough to make the entire thing depressing.

I like that it works on both levels. If you take ought to mean “how things should be,” it is a straightforward sentence, and if you think ought means “how things are likely to be,” it is clearly sarcastic.

“While I’m aware you can’t deny the inevitable process of aging, both Masini and I agree that being young and being attractive aren’t mutually exclusive.”