The one on the left looks like she is simultaneously sucking on a lozenge and trying to hold back vomit/contempt.

April is a great birthday month. During school, nice and warm, not near any other thunder-stealing holidays. I have April, and both sisters have August. Their birthdays were always squeezed by back-to-school, and mine somehow always stretched out to a month and a half long celebration. My husband is May, and it has…

Those are all nice names.

I want someone somewhere to name their daughter “Samantha Momsdottir,” to start a matronymic family line.

In my experience, you are correct. All 2-in-1 product must choose- “Do we call ourselves 2-in-1 and give people straight conditioner, or do we call ourselves 2-in-1 and give people straight shampoo.” Most, like Pert, go with straight shampoo. (You can tell me there is conditioner in there, but I do not believe you.)…

Thanks for linking to the “How to Find a Volunteer Gig You’ll Actually Enjoy” article. I have hated pretty much every volunteer experience I had; in most cases, it was pretty clear that the volunteers were mostly just making extra work for staff, a donation of money would have been more helpful, and the point of the…

Real Husbands of Hollywood was a joke all the way through....It’s a comedy.

The Ramada Inn parking lot.

Saved for Valentine’s Day. Thanks!

This is the male “It.” Terrifying, no?

This...seems like something that would happen to my dad. Except in his case it would be pot, and he’d probably unthinkingly pass it to the officer in a display of goodwill.

My sister-in-law gave us a hideous photo frame for our wedding with the quote “Life Is Not Measured By the Number of Breaths We Take, But By the Moments That Take Our Breath Away” etched in the glass. After 5 years of hating it, and zero visits from said SIL, I finally removed the photos and threw the thing in the…

I don’t hat either of these colors on their own, but the combination of the two is terrible.

I had a paint with water Sleeping Beauty color book when I was a kid, and Sleeping Beauty’s dress looked just like that. Of course, the colors were a bit more vibrant in the movie:

No, thank you.

No shame at all. I love donuts anytime.

You buy the canned for “shloop” sound as it slides out, and so you can have a pretty dish with disks of sauce arranged on it.

I make curry chicken salad from my Cornish game hens (I don’t have enough people over for turkey, which I don’t care for, anyway). The chicken salad is from a recipe I got out of the recipe book/mystery novel Fatally Flaky. (That’s, like, a whole genre, apparently.) A slice of jellied cranberry sauce + chicken salad…

Those are Thanksgiving leftovers?

I was wondering that too. Do any of the reviews mention evil older sisters? Because a tossed-off comment would probably do it. “Those would look pretty in your hair.”