No. His company stole my luggage and never gave it back, and basically ruined my trip with their terrible customer service, and I hate him forever.

Hey! Make your own list! ;)

Thank you! To me, Chris Rock stood out as the person on the list who most obviously IS a nerd, and Jessica Alba as the person who most obviously IS NOT a nerd.

High school students have notoriously bad taste. Have you ever gone back to look at your old yearbook? Who was the hot guy or the the hot chick that you remember everyone being into? Don’t they look kind of weird to you now? Now flip through. Aren’t there a few young men and women who you don’t even remember existing…

I decided to rule on them all:

This is why I buy so much of my clothing from Pendleton. High quality and made in the US. Downsides: Genuinely a bit pricey for me, and I now get a lot of catalogs for more mature women sent to me. Upsides: Now I get to say things like, “You handle that pervert with aplomb! Very wool.”

See also the Tour de France. Women are not allowed to compete in it because UCI limits the length of courses professional women cyclists are allowed to ride: stage races are limited to eight days in length, and road stages for women must not exceed 130 kilometers (80 miles). That’s ridiculous. Meanwhile, every four…

My husband is Asian as in Filipino, and he identifies as both brown and Asian. But I have no idea what this douche bag identifies as.

I'm happy to see that they seem to have mostly gotten the message that they should refrain from wearing feathered headdresses. The flower crowns are pretty. I'm not mad.

No!!! I love them!

Peggy was being a bitch first.

I’m happy to say that I haven’t seen much of this at my work, probably largely because I work in a female-dominated field. I’ve heard that male librarians tend to be paid better than female librarians, but not at my particular organization. Our salaries are a matter of public record, and that transparency is a…

I voted "making out in a bar" because I read it as "making out in a bar" vs "making out in a restaurant." Then I reread it and realized my mistake. Damn.

I love to go dancing, and I am a boring married lady with husband and friends who refuse to go dancing with me unless we are at a wedding.

Funny, I do find Carl's Jr. ads degrading to women, but I just don't eat Carl's Jr because of it. It would occur to me to ask that they be banned.

People from the middle of the country who GTFO at the first available opportunity are allowed to talk about how much they hated it there. Now, people from LA or NY who've never lived in the midwest can't say anything, but if you grew up in Rochester, Michigan (or in my case, Missouri), you are allowed to talk shit…

I've never forgotten her. The Women is my favorite movie.

"When the One came for me, it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished; I loved Big Brother."

I don't have the answer, but I always assumed that whatever it is, it is akin to the Temple Grandin hugging machine.

I vote for Megan Mullally as the EPA guy.