Actually, I arose from the sea foam when Cronos cut off Uranus' genitals and hurled them into sea.

I'm with you.

I love French manicures, and I don't care who knows it. I do them subtly, on short clean nails, and they just look like my nails are super-duper clean.

Nicolaus Copernicus is ready for Polish week, and his bangs are trimmed to the perfect length.

I'm terrible at keeping my showers short, so I try to keep it down to 3 or 4 times a week, plus after any workouts. Sunday night, Tuesday morning, Thursday morning for sure. But I like showers, and they help me feel ready to face the world, so many weeks I take 5 or 6.

It's really unfair to put the last two libraries in this list. They don't even stand a chance.

I've always assumed that the The Admont Abbey library was the model for the library that Beast gave to Belle in Beauty and the Beast.

Feminist Who Doesn't Know He's A Feminist Until You Tell Him

She only left out Wiccans? So she left in neo-Druids? Celtic Reconstructionists? Heathens? I'm just going to assume yes. :)

I can bypass this if the father is dead, you say?

It is not remotely dangerous to exclude men's voices on this. They don't get a say. It is not their fucking body. The financial burden is the easiest to think about, but it is not the end of this discussion. Carrying a baby involves growing a human inside your body, and sometimes women die of it, and some develop…

To be honest, I don't wear eye makeup very often. I always knew you had to throw away mascara after 6 months, but the rest never occurred to me.

"I have curly hair but the strands themselves are rather fine yet I have a ton of it."

Are you me?! My mother has stick-straight hair, has skin that tans easily and has cool undertones, and is very petite-leaning-towards apple-shaped now that she is older. I have wavy hair, I am very fair with warm undertones, and I have always been decidedly pear shaped and overweight.

Wash makeup brushes once a week?!? Next you are going to tell me to wash my bra after every wear.

Ironically, I am widely considered "not one of the most beautiful people on the planet," but I love my body. :)

"But in my experience, that other person being looked at is always a woman. I don't know of any couples where the women looks at other men and the man joins in on the fun of talking about why he's hot or worth checking out. This doesn't mean it's not common! I've just never heard it anecdotally and would actually love…

Can you tell me why stocks tumbled because of oil prices going lower? I mean, I obviously understand why that would be bad for companies in the oil industry, but outside of the industry, that should free up money to spend on other goods. From the news I have been reading, I gathered that the fact that Europeans have…

That is my nightmare.

"And I learned to hold my own in adult conversations really early."