My mother lived with my husband and me for many months when she had nowhere else to stay. When she moved out, my husband and I were both very relieved and happy to get the space back to ourselves. But whenever we watch Jeopardy, my husband says that he misses watching it with my mother. That show is a damn miracle.

I've never had a family pet that didn't have a particular family member that it liked the best, and that everyone acknowledged the pet liked the best. Our dog was the family dog, but she loved my older sister the most. Most of our cats loved my mother the most, but one cat in particular loved me the most. So, based…

Ugly. All of them.

Oh god, that scene from Ghost World...we all felt her pain when he spooned her. But you watched it while living it. I'd buy you a drink if I could, but since I cannot, please accept this sympathy gif:

I'm supposed to be embarrassed, because it was my dad's girlfriend's son. But whatever, we did not grow up together, we were in no way related, and he was of equine proportions. Worth it.

Are you kidding? I wish she would leave Ned Rocknroll for Liam Hemsworth. A) What a gorgeous couple. B) Ned Rocknroll. That is a disgraceful name. It's embarrassing for everyone.

I just scrunch some gel in it and go. I long for legitimately curly hair. Sometimes I actually take the time to curl my hair, and I desperately love it and leave it unwashed for days, but eventually, I have to wash my hair and the illusion is shattered. I think you and I need some sort of Freaky Friday hair swap.

That's me! :)

Counterpoint: Her response is perfectly healthy.

"Do you want to be judged based on who you were at 18/16/14?"

Good call. It is terrible. My parents did the same thing with "Tomorrow" back in the 80s. We were forbidden from singing it, and I never actually saw the movie.

I went to a very small, very very liberal college. I know that we had about 12 people in our college Republicans club. I could not tell you who any of them were.

My guess is that she didn't know anybody named Barry, and she thought, "Barry- that sounds like a fake name that nobody my age would have. Perfect pseudonym!"

I hate that beachy waves are so popular, because it is the easiest damn hairstyle for me to do, and I do not enjoy sharing my style with every real housewife in existence. And it will look dated in a few years, and then I will have to figure out if I cling to it like my Missouri friends cling to perms, or if I move…

Not sure who he is, but he looks like one of the Coreys from my childhood.

Yes, that is what I was remembering. Thank you.

Are they thinner than they used to be, or am I just imagining things? VS models have always had aspirational bodies, obviously, but it seems like the aesthetic is closer to the high-fashion ideal than it used to be. I think thin bodies can be beautiful, and voluptuous bodies can be beautiful, but if the VS aesthetic…

The winking eye of God. Obviously.

She says it is her dream wedding, but she's only wanted this since her original idea of having bridesmaids ride St. Bernards down the aisle was protested by PETA.

Red velvet is perhaps the most overrated baked good that has ever existed.