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Coconut is delicious, and I don't understand why anyone wouldn't like it.

"Because this a my dream wedding, price is negotiable and I appreciate your understanding you are a sucker if you don't charge a ridiculously high price."

Worse than John Wick? I kid. John Wick has a high rating on IMDB, to remind me that IMDB ratings mean nothing.

Nobody is rocking those shorts. They are horrible. Nicole Kidman does, however, have a totally rocking stance. I wish her outfit did it justice. Next time, Elle, please put her in something like this, and stop embarrassing yourself:

They still smell like vomit to me. You market vomit hard enough, people will eat it,

I sometimes feel like the only person who has always found Doritos disgusting. And this isn't some "I think all junk food is gross and fresh vegetables are nature's snack food" nonsense. Even when I ate Cheetos Puffs, I found Doritos gross. You have to compulsively eat them, because the moment you stop eating…

To be fair, my grandparents were totally wild back in their day. Oldest grandmother (b. 1918) had four daughters by four different men, and prior to being born again loved to show the men at the USO a great time. She was from a poor family in Oklahoma, and in every picture of her she was standing in front of a shack…

I think it is lovely.

In the right context it's a lovely color. Colors interact in such interesting ways that I can't really think of any color that is just objectively ugly. Context is everything. I don't want to decorate my house in that color, but it is flattering to my skin tone, and would make a good lipstick, blush or scarf for…

Because it is a great lipstick color.

In my family, almost everyone is divorced. In my circle of friends, divorce is fairly unusual.

My parents and grandparents are responsible for a good chunk of the divorce rate. Between my parents, 5 divorces; between my grandparents, 4 or 5 divorces. So I attribute the reduction in the divorce rate largely to the fact that my grandparents have passed, and can no longer get married, and the fact that my…

Yeah, at the moment, September 2015 is our start date. At that point I still won't be "advanced maternal age" yet, but I will be getting close. If we wait too long and can't have kids, our current plan is to look into adoption, and if that doesn't work out, try to make peace with not having children (although of…

So basically, the things that are getting cheaper are all of the things that you can theoretically put off if they are too expensive, and the things that you need to make your life work are priced extortionately high?

Totally legit. I want children, I've been with my husband (who also wants children) for 9 years, and we are literally five years behind on our baby plan entirely because of money. When people ask us when we're going to start trying, I just tell them the truth, tact-be-damned.

I get down when I realize that in the seventies, my Baby Boomer parents could easily have said an only slightly modified version of your statement: "part of me thinks that America might be a better, safer, fairer place for Black people* someday because all of the racists I personally know are all old people** that…

Thank you.

Leslie Jones

No, Mason Poopypants and I went to elementary school in Missouri.