"-Farting around each other openly and with abandon."

My husband feels the same way.

"I think that women are more generous with oral sex because we nurture by nature." I have, very happily, never found this to be remotely true. :)

Not with that attitude, we won't! ;)

Older millennials like myself were born in the early 80s and definitely watched Cosby as kids.

Wow. Eyebrow merkins can work wonders. Seriously, though, I think she looks lovely both ways, and I do love red lips as a signature style. Also, the difference you are noticing is less "concealing freckles" and more "adding bronzer." The face above is not very freckled.

Yes, "accidentally" bending over, and "accidentally" using your upper arms to push your breasts to where you want them. I know that move...

It really is. I was going through a pretty terrible breakup when I read it, and I remember cheering myself once when I realized that I would much rather read that book than have my ex back. I think my exact thought was, "If I pass my ex and his new girlfriend walking down the street, and I am walking down the street…

"Nancy, what the fuck are you talking about please."

I wish Bea Arthur were alive to take this little turd to task. Also, I love you.

I like how inclusive SocialKenny was when he called us "feminists and their activists henchmen and women." He could have used the more sexist "henchmen" to stand in for both, or he could have assumed all feminists are women and gone with "henchwomen," but he didn't. We're getting to him and he doesn't even realize…

It illustrates the lesson in a different way. The moral isn't "Don't be a selfish shit, or bad things will happen to you." That's not even true. Good things happen to selfish shits all the time. The moral is, "Don't be a selfish shit, because it is wrong to be a selfish shit. You perceived the wrongness of it as…

I think there are three characters in that book, and the third one is the reader. The boy never really sees the tree beyond his own needs. The reader sees the tree, and appreciates what she does, and wants things to be better for her, and (often) cries because they won't be.

I always thought the author wanted you to identify the tree with a parent, always giving, even when when the giving isn't appreciated. I always thought the moral was to make you see that person, and appreciate what they have done. The boy doesn't appreciate the tree, but the reader appreciates the tree.

I don't think most people hate it. When I talk to people in real life, pretty much everyone who remembers it says they loved it, and cried over it.

That woman never listens! Now who will bring the Ambrosia salad with all canned fruit (none of the fresh crap)?

Also, I hope the "Where should I go instead?" didn't sound snarky. It was meant sincerely, and thank you for answering it as such.

I have tried going to department stores for bras, but I somehow always manage to find the Macy's or Nordstrom's with the worst selection. I used to live in a town with an actual lingerie shop, and I miss it. But, for better or worse, VS is consistent, so I stick with them.

I guess I just don't trust you to make a baloney cake properly. You are now in charge of the jello with shrimp frosting at our family picnic. Try not to screw it up. ;)

I don't doubt the picture looked horrific. There is a lot of food that tastes delicious and looks horrible. And there is a lot of food that looks great and tastes awful. This is why I follow Toucan Sam's advice and follow my nose.