If you don't think baloney + cream cheese + marshmallow fluff sounds worse than baloney + cream cheese + ranch dressing, what is wrong with you?

This now makes me want to create a new Pinterest board in which I pin things like this, and label them entirely with word combos from the Guy Fieri Flavortown Dish Generator like "Punk Rock Reggie's triple X pork honk with Tuscan-style beef taffy."

I don't even hate tuna casserole. But I don't see any tuna or casserole in that picture. That looks like diarrhea. Did they make a tuna casserole and then blend it with a liquid before plating it? Is that pureed tuna casserole I'm seeing?

I want that recipe though. Morels are delicious.

That looks like a petri dish with mold growing on it.

Is that real?

Where should I go instead?

31 and I always vote. Husband is 39, and he definitely always voted in presidential years, but I can't swear that he voted in midterms before me. Now I can assure you that he always votes. :)

I write a cheat sheet for myself, my husband, and sometimes my mother or coworkers who ask. (I swear I am not coercing anyone. All of these people came to me to ask how to vote.)

I walk my husband to the polling place. He was sitting on the couch yesterday morning as I was getting ready for work, and I was like, "Where are your pants? We're voting."

I also get the sads that we have 38 million people, and we still get the same number of senators as Kansas or Nebraska, which are both smaller than LA (proper, not metro). Damn you, Connecticut Compromise! The maps of the country that are all red are so misleading, because the blue areas have SO MANY PEOPLE.

I actually think she would have been mad if he came back. I know I would have. I was already yelling at the tv for someone to kill Dawn and Gorman, but if Noah had tried to come back, I would have been jumping off the couch and shaking my husband, like "No, you fool! You can't save her! Take your chance! Live your…

I would have been so mad if Noah stayed behind, and I think Beth would have, too.

Nothing until after NaNoWriMo. December 1, I plan to begin Wolf Hall. But you know how these things go- I may have to read something else that catches my eye between now and then.

"Silly or lighthearted suggestions are most welcomed. Or nonfiction books about life in prison..."

I doubt he could beat her at 1 on 1.

Exactly.

Absolutely he thinks that.

So many men feel like they are owed women's compliance in looking a certain way. I've seen men describe women who had no relationship to them whatsoever as "ugly" or "fat" or whatever, but the kicker was that they were angry about it*. They actually felt angry that a stranger was not pleasing them visually. Nobody…

Me too. Please help me out and tell me where to read the article. I am only seeing the headline for some reason. :(