Now there's a crisis actor.

I’d subscribe to Netflix to see his peen.

They definitely are.

I refuse to believe they aren’t all on stimulants/amphetamines.

I hate all those “I’m a trainer/celeb/model and this is what I eat in a day!” articles. They always sound so sparse and unrealistic- who the fuck can go all morning on just a fruit/veg/chia seed smoothie? It’s vindicating (and terrifying) that you did the math on her calories and found it to be so deficient, and…

Eexcuse me, I think your story is the one we need to hear! On. The. Kitchen. Floor. Twins.

Can we please address what a fucking idiot this man is for FILMING WHILE DRIVING WITH HIS ENTIRE FUCKING FAMILY IN THE CAR?

“We just delivered a baby in the car.”

Mitchell said that when additional police arrived at the scene, the officer told them that she had walked into the wrong apartment, and that “at some point, she pulled her weapon and shot the victim.”

I don’t know why Jezebel so committed to being wrong about this Top Chris issue. There is empirical data that Evans is the superior Chris.

I assume someone needs to sober up a bit before a conversation occurs.

Yeah, I still am mad that JT was invited to perform at the SuperBowl in Minneapolis. Fuck him & Les Moonves. They’re both assholes.

I mean, there are lots of Chrises that are great, but the current Chris list is Evans, then closely followed by Hemsworth, then moderately behind is Pine, and then far in the back is Pratt.

Probably more like gets repremand placed in folder, desk duty for a few months or year, serves no time, eventually put back on street in different precinct.

Maybe all these cops that “fear for their life” all the time should just stop being cops. It’s like hearing that doctors can’t stand being around sick people or teachers don’t want to be around kids all day.

Agreed.

“...and said that neither the officer nor anyone else who may have witnessed the shooting had been interviewed yet.

So she noticed there was a person there before she noticed that person obviously removed all her stuff and refurnished the apartment?

Still only third-best Chris.

That’s strange, I’m pretty sure if I walked into an apartment that wasn’t mine and shot somebody I’d be in jail right now, I wonder what the difference here is....