That’s completely different, Your Excellency.

It’s bad, but note that it’s impossible to read in anything other than a Foghorn Leghorn voice, and impossible not to pantomime wiping a handkerchief across your fat sweaty brow immediately upon completion.

I was going to say, discovery is going to be an absolute bitch for ol’ Roy, and the Streisand Effect will do much more damage to whatever tattered reputation he has left than quietly hoping this goes away.

It’s almost like these people (Conservatives) never think this shit through.

Go for it Roy.

And fixated on pedophiles too. 

Obligatory:

She’s a national treasure.

Wow, Jones sounds like a whiny little 8th-grader, nudgey-pushy-naggy-shovey-shoving against Rubio’s “I don’t know her”.

This gif will never not make me smile. 

Thank you.  This is my visual gari.  

But do either of them even lift, bro?

Seriously what the fuck is wrong with these people.

Where the hell was Senate security? Alex Jones should have never been allowed to be anywhere near Rubio, let alone lay a hand on him.

“The democrats are raping the republicans. The democrats are raping Infowars.”

Man if you could capture the testosterone that was flowing there and convert it into a battery, you’d have enough to run an electric tooth brush for 0 seconds.

Holy fuck that was painful.

Why you disrespecting me bro?!

“...Jones and Rubio were busy measuring their dicks...”