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He’s Bob fucking Woodward. If he put it in a book, he can defend it. This guy has gotten the inside scoop on every presidency since Nixon, and his books have a stamp of authenticity that nobody else can match.

On my dad’s worst day he was approximately 1000 times smarter than Trump on his best. 

... Woodward’s book also features alarming claims that Trump is truly clueless about actual policies and presidential actions.

He tells me he is a big believer in “what I call the third solution.” He explained to me what this meant. “You have one solution,” Goodell said. “And you have another solution. But it’s usually not either one, it’s the third solution.”

It’s because Trump’s concept of “fake news” is different to ours.

That’s the Canadian equivalent of a “fuck you”.

Sorry about all the profanity.

Canada will shoot back with their most powerful response:

I like how Trump calls it “fake news” then says that it was off-the-record and that it was unfair of the reporters to say what he said. So he’s not even denying that he said it, he’s just mad they reported on it.

I got no guilt for slurring the creeper with his hand on an unconsenting woman’s breast. Purple is the traditional color for celebratory vestments, but this turd went with red (to celebrate himself) and the chain is as extra as the super sized cuffs on the shirt. I think his style choices and groping are gross.

I agree. His excuse leads me to believe he’s been doing this for so long he’s no longer even aware of his behavior. His default “hug” is a boob grab. 

Many would say that it was disrespectful to wear a floor length sequined dress to a funeral, but this was Aretha’s funeral and I think she would like for everyone to wear what makes them feel fabulous.  

“Men of the Cloth" of every religion and denomination are some of the skeeviest motherfuckers around, almost without exception. What do you expect from conmen who make their living off the backs of the gullible?

There’s nothing disrespectful about seeing a woman’s arms or legs in a black dress. This isn’t 1950 and Aretha herself worked in an industry where women wear just about anything. The queen of soul herself had no problem wearing cleavage-baring gowns. #Respect

He is probably used to getting away with behaving like that because of his role within his church. People probably don’t DARE question his behavior. She is young and attractive, and much smaller than he is physically - he thought he had a right to put hands on her.

Come on, telling someone their name sounds like a menu item is NEVER acceptable; specifying “a Taco Bell menu item” is racist af whether you’re referring to someone who is latinx or not.

He was visibly digging in while she kept trying to pull away. He knew.

Fuck this guy. Fuck him, fuck him, fuck him. He knew exactly what he was doing. I get hugged all the time and somehow women’s hands never end up on my breasts(or buttocks), even “accidentally”

As a human being, I feel some pity for her.

As a human being, I feel some pity for her.