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He is king nerd. He is what all these nerds wish they could be. He mocks people on twitter and gets away with it like they wish they could.  He acts if he is smarter then everyone else on earth just like they believe they are smarter then everyone else.  He pays for hot actresses to date him like they wish they

Why is nobody doing anything to prove that Elon Musk is not a pedophile?

Successful? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Haha. Ha. Ha. heh. ha. ugggghhhhhh.

No, it’s Elon Musk.

I think this was the best lawsplainer...

I found this picture of Elon Musk.

Eat the rich.

A WOMAN SHOULD BE ABLE TO GO TO HER WORKPLACE WITHOUT SOME DUDE ASKING IF HE CAN SHOW HER HIS DICK WHY IS THIS SO FUCKING DIFFICULT FOR PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND.

Also the phrase “men who are caught up in it” is a ridiculous way of making it seem like the men are victims. Louis CK wasn’t accidentally “caught up” in me too, he is a sexual predator who is responsible for his own actions.

Don’t feel like a fool for believing in someone.  That’s a good trait to have.  If you were wrong, and a lot of us were, oh well.  Pick up and carry on being a little wiser.  You were disappointed because they were a disappointment, not because you didn’t immediately assume the worst about a person.

This. There are just too many things to be outraged about.  I’ll let the market decide and move on to more significant future events such as the midterm elections

My initial reaction after reading about FLAGGATE this morning was, “man, that’s a real dick move, even for a well-established dick like Trump.”

He sits like at any moment Mueller might burst in and he’ll have to run

This is all so stupid.

Kneeling for the anthem: disrespectful to “the troops.”

Yeah, the current state of the VA and the difficulty in getting medical care and basic housing definitely speaks to that. 

When Republicans yell “Support The Troops”, what they really mean is “Support The Military Industrial Complex.” 

Yeah, also TeamNobody on this one but it is interesting how fast Republicans can drop the whole Support The Troops (tm) thing whenever convenient.

Goofy website people read for free while avoiding work/family/school.

I, for one, plan to forget all of your war crimes.