I’m not saying this thing that I’m clearly, literally saying, and if you think i’m saying it then it’s because The Media is creating a false narrative by reporting the thing I said!

Ben Carson says: “What?”

“#DrainTheSwamp”

So Jen... What’s in your wallet?

What’s baffling to me is this: If you’ve ever said anything racist in any public forum, how in god’s name do you think outing others for that same behavior is going to end? Do people like Zamora just forget they’ve said vile things? Are their feelings of self-righteousness so strong that they’re blinded to their own…

I read this whole post and it makes me so happy to be old (mid 40s) and not know who any of these people are, or care. Well written, though.

So...how’s that potential Mars colony coming along?

EXACTLY. I was younger and ignorant years ago but managed to not say the n-word. Funny how that works.

Influencers?

Chrissy Tiegan has an army of nannies, maids and hair and make-up people standing by just outside of every instagram post. She probably has a lotion person too. Anyone who believes she does not is an idiot. It’s frankly pathetic that she would get her panties in a bunch over a suggestion that she has a night nurse. 

I can’t wait until I can stop hearing about his dick and their undying love and blah blah shut the fuck up already. 

How is his broke ass going to be able to pay for a lawyer?

That’s a really sweet and thoughtful thing to do.

I think candidate for NY Attorney General Zephyr Teachout still wins the “weird but kind of cool name” award.

That’s so nice to know! You just assume people are douchebags, so it’s nice to hear of someone who’s not.

Once again it’s up to the woman put the man back together. For the kids. Except kids are not as unperceptive as we think. Kids want their parents to be happy, but not at the expense of one another.

He’s like the guy at work who feels if he gets fired the whole company will collapse. 

I have a feeling it will hurt the 1% more than it will hurt people who are ALREADY FUCKING HURTING from being underpaid, underemployed, unemployed, or barely insured. Blackmailing motherfucker.

They are gonna get ALOT of paper towels.