Re: hand stuff

Him being drunk all the time would explain his press conferences.

If yer daddy was a member of a Nazi-affiliated group and yer affiliated with an antisemitic political party and ya wear that Nazi group’s medal on television and sign yer name in tribute to a Nazi group and that Nazi group sez yer a member and when yer asked whether yer a member of a Nazi group ya just say “No…

I haven’t seen the special yet but I will say this: lots of dudes HATE Amy. I recently asked one why he didn’t like her and he goes “because she looks like Miss Piggy and she’s ugly.” Super fresh take, huh? But I’m SURE he would judge a male comedian by the same standards since sexism isn’t a thing.

Wow, can’t wait to meet them.

There was a poster during Saturday’s open thread that wanted to tell his black co-worker that he didn’t have to code switch around him and that he could be his authentic self. I think the commenter was expecting his co-worker to have a secret ghetto personality that he only showed to his closest friends and the…

There are people who argue that now.

We are supposed drink the fancy baking soda mix four times a day to neutralize acids in the stomach.

Apu is voice by Hank Azaria, who is a Shephardic Jew of Greek./Spanish descent. I’m not saying that he’s not white and that the characterization is okay because it is a ridiculous stereotype, but Hank Azaria is an ethnic person.

Because this is a real concern, and hypothetical Trump voters aren’t actually losing their jobs to immigrants. They’re losing their jobs to automation and to industries moving overseas.

Reminds me of a flight I took once in which the flight attendants started handing out the coveted “mid-flight snack”, only to stop halfway through, talk amongst themselves, and come back through, asking those of us who got one to GIVE IT BACK. The overwhelming response from the passengers was “OUT OF MY COLD DEAD…

Um, as an infertile woman who lost her uterus to cancer, I (and many other sufferers of cancers of reproductive organs and infertile women) object to be used here in this way. My former ability to bear children having been lost DOES VERY MUCH define my experience. In a HUGE way, one that you obviously don’t understand…

I flew cross-country recently with a stop in Chicago, barely made my second flight, and was forced to choose between paying $9 for a “cheese platter” or eating the Mormon missionary next to me.

Or parents could use the patented Artless Parents method, wherein the child wears underwear of their favorite characters and are then shamed relentlessly for soiling on She-Ra or the Care Bears.

Hot off the presses! The girl two cubicles over just had Botox and is telling people she’s just drinking more water and getting more sleep.

That dickbag forcing his way in after the part where the highway engineers had lines painted on the road that said “don’t merge here, asshole” causes a ripple back through the line that causes me to be late to work an hour after he did it, because people had to brake for him to fit in and the chain reaction has begun.

Again, having more women in a head-of-household roles is not the same thing as matriarchy. The fact that the UK has a queen and not a king does not mean that the UK is not patriarchal.

The one non-voter I know (who CHOSE not to vote because she’s an ‘anarchist’) likes to go to anti-Trump rallies and fight ‘the man’. I want to tell her she is not allowed to go.

I’m not saying he’s a tool of anyone, but don’t you think his bizarre instant pooh-poohing of any possible Russian connections in December - way beyond just normal healthy skepticism - was a little bizarre? Connections that have since been proven (the FISA warrants being grated, for example), yet his position hasn’t?

Pamela Anderson=fucking gross.