I was shocked recently to meet a handsome guy with a good personality and a really small dick because I assumed that most people with that issue are bitter woman haters due to my time on the internet. That’s my bad. But guess what? Because he was nice looking and smart and fun I didn’t care that he had a small dick!…

I remember when I was doing online dating one of my photos was of three of my most beautiful friends and me, with the caption being something about being hesitant to post it because they all look so pretty. Some douche with no profile picture messaged me just to say “None of you are beautiful just so you know” and I…

Look, his molting ritual is complicated, okay? It takes a strong acid peel to slough off his hide.

Everyone in Trump’s cabinet and all of his close advisors are Judge Doom.

There was a guest host on ‘Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me’ this week whose name I didn’t catch but who characterized Bannon’s appearance as “AIDS that has come down with a full blown person”.

Certain sea slugs excrete mixture of hydrochloric and sulfuric acid. Clearly this should be expected to wash off when Bannon takes his annual bath.

Sometimes he has to return to the atmosphere of his home planet so he can rejuvenate, okay? Jeez.

Was that body blindfolded and carrying a scale?

Tried to dissolve a body in it?

Where does it say the replacements were not in place yet?

Maybe you missed this:

Janet Reno oversaw a period of transition with some continuity efforts. She didn’t make a sudden shift and none of them seem to have been told they were going to stay by the President. She fouled up Waco, but not the shift of attorneys. This sets Trump even farther back in appointments and may be a delaying action by…

Relevant:

“President Bill Clinton’s attorney general, Janet Reno, asked for resignations in March 1993, but allowed U.S. attorneys to stay in place until their replacements could be confirmed.”

Bolded text added for emphasis, since the distinction appears to have been overlooked. ;)

Why don’t you post a picture of your totally fuckable Adonis-like body then, you Norse god you? People who call others pigs are usually the biggest oinkers of the bunch who just can’t stand that they can’t get laid without dropping a grand on the table.

For the kind of people who post about “libtard snowflakes”, you idiots sure can’t take hearing other people’s opinions in a forum where you don’t have to be in the first place. Go back to your “safe space”!

If you mean it’s funny because this guy is such a fucking asshole and helps make an ass out of Wall Street, then yes, I think we can be friends.

The Daily Beast reported back in September that Bharara’s office was investigating money laundering within the Russian government.

Wow, you see people sneering at this loser with utter contempt and interpret it as “tears”? That is just pathetic. I hope your mommy and daddy are getting you the counseling you need, bud.

That’s cool. I really didn’t want to spend this weekend drinking fireball, smoking weed and watching Rick and Morty anyway.

I guess it’s hilarious if you’ve never been grabbed by a guy or been the subject of harassment and vile words at work or on the street. Congratulations for that.