Godspeed, Miss Taylor. You truly were a living legend.

When you fighting for your souls, you don't want some gussied up pussy by your side. You want this dude.

Can you feel the lion love tonight? Yes. Yes, I can.

Dude looked like he was all ready to engage in some pole waxing for Jesus when she said she would be showing footage of her Jigging for Jay-hiz.

I wasn't aware that anyone was claiming him to be a perfect president.

All told, he's not doing as badly as some would have us believe. There have certainly been some disappointments, but if you look at what he has accomplished and what is in the works—as well as initiatives that have been blocked by Republicans bent on disagreeing with him on every point—versus actual promises not met,…

Adieu.

Oh, for fuck's sake, Hathaway. Not every introduction needs a "woo!" In fact, I'll go so far as to say that none of them do.

I was both baffled and right there with her. I'd cross that Mansbridge. :eyebrow waggle:

Love. He makes Babe look like a dried up, over-the-hill, slaughterhouse-bound piece of ham. Charlotte would have kicked Wilbur to the curb for this pig. I have the strangest desire to dress him in a little blue fleece hoodie and introduce him as my son. Wrong?

Ambition is knowing that the societal hum about a "good girl" knowing her place; the chorus of patriarchal voices saying not to be too proud, too smart, too talented, too good; the cultural subtext that suggests that success is unladylike and unfeminine—ambition is knowing all that is bullshit and grabbing for the…

@MsM: You're killing me.

@HRH Your Cuntness: Laverne & Shirley?

I don't think A-Rod ever dated Jessica Biel.

We could discuss my uterus. I'm down with it. For instance, it's stretchy. Discuss.

What does Ghostface Killah mean?

Give me a reason to be a woman . . .

I DEMAND INSTANT GRATIFICATION!

New formats are fine. We'll adjust. But the faster loading? Yeah, that's not so much happening on this end.

@badmutha: Who doesn't like jello?