Canadian flatlander-turned-mountain-girl. It’s “Mum” in my family and has been for generations. Come at me.

And kayaks.

They are the beigest couple I have ever seen.

I loved loved loved the one with Jennifer Hudson. When she sings and hits the crescendo in “And I’m Telling You,” and he starts fangirling, I giggle with delight. Every time.

This is the first time I’ve ever been able to get completely behind both a peplum and cutouts. Perfection.

I think she’s just in a crouched position there. She’s maybe a little above average height. He’s taller than she but doesn’t tower over her.

Oh, Canada! Here’s our Prime Minister Designate, Justin Trudeau, and his family last night. He’s Han Solo and his gorgeous (and smart as hell) wife, Sophie Gregoire, is Princess Leia. They are the coolest. Also the cutest.

They all look like prison panties to me now.

The couple in question was thrilled, apparently. From the article:

And 100% beautiful. (Relevant.)

We once were stars. Or starred. Alas. Back in ‘07-’15, I was somebody. I mattered.

Denise Huxtable did it better.

I remember watching his Nazi interrogator sketch and corpsing almost as badly as Lyle Wagner. So, so good. In a cast special years ago, they were saying how he was supposed to stop singing after the first verse, but he just kept going. And the crew in the background were losing it just as badly as Lyle.

You’re thinking of Sakina Jaffrey.

Is this Country Music Shade™?

For me, it was M*A*S*H. I loved the show as a kid. Watching it as an adult, especially the early seasons with the casual and very blatant sexism and racism, was a bit of an eye-opener.

“People are friends, not food.”

Some shelters do stipulate in the adoption agreement that the dogs are to be brought back to the shelter if the owner cannot keep it for any reason, including behavioral issues.

Personal incredulity is a logical fallacy.