@Oleander: I dig it. I've been known to do the whole routine:

@badmutha: But not totally inappropriate, right? Because I might have done that. Once.

@Oleander: Not to mention the arms, which I now inappropriately tell random strangers to feel.

@Oleander: I love crossfit.

@kumquatmillionaire: It will always be too soon.

@Rare Affinity: Too current.

I agree with TNT that Morgan showed a lack of judgment saying that Palin is "good masturbation material." That shrieking harpy is a bonerkiller if ever there was one.

My Ken left my Barbie when he found out she was pregnant, and she had to go through the pain of an abortion by herself, while that tramp and ex-best friend, Malibu, was all up in Ken's business.

@mustlovebooknerd: Arr, matey! You be forgettin' Mr. Will Turner.

Iman! Goddamn! Too right you're the real thing.

@mustlovebooknerd: PILF isn't good enough for you?

2010 was an eventful year for me. I went from not really knowing who Lady Gaga was to really loving her to be sick to death of all things Gaga. Ooh. A song called "Shit." How avant garde. Assuming you're in grade 10.

@Thus Spake Kate is effulgent.: I would snort with appreciation, but one of you biznatches would probably make a gif out of it.

@Sandra Lee's Kwanzaa Cake: Hear hear! I love seeing anything that normalizes breastfeeding, and this is just such a sweet, serene, gorgeous photo.

I love Cate. I love her slightly wacky style. But that lipstick is heinous.

Rutina has amazing arms. My goodness, but the girl makes me want to do pushups.

@ZiggyStarPuff: Tall Poppy Syndrome.

Claire Danes's dress is my favourite, and considering my love of Meester's dress, that's saying something.

Leighton Meester's dress should not work. It's the colour of putty and has a dowdy neckline. But it does.

@ShyFoxie: @staunchlymolly: