I'm a bad woman. I married a younger man of variable income (he's a student) who is minutely shorter than I am. I shall inform him that our ridiculous happiness is a sham forthwith.

@sebluver: Hey! Congratulations! May you have many years of happiness and laughter with your very best friend.

This has been a week of me showing Kanye love. Why stop now?

Who taught you how to be so funny, self-referential and self-deprecating?

@EndangeredRed: Team Kanye.

@TopLevelExecutive: Yeah. I'm just gonna go ahead and heart you. /Office Space voice in my head.

@maggiethecat: I agree. Girl can sing.

@maggiethecat: Well, sure, but then so theoretically could Halle Berry.

@SherrieVC: Ha! Love it.

@maggiethecat: I love JHud, but she can't really be considered plus-sized anymore.

Gerard Butler: GodDAMN! He's looking foine!

@roodles: Dude. Hearted.

@TopLevelExecutive: Will that be the day before or the day after the post about why objectifying women is bad (unless they seem to encouraging it)?

@MsKatherineSpeaks: I hope all this finger-wagging has taught you a lesson, young lady.

@sageone12: Hearted for Shakespearean reference.

Tom Ford continues to be endearing to me.

@I'm Ron Burgundy?: "You might be the king but watch the queen conquer." She kills it.

@pepefish: And over.

@Dialogue_Dub: Cosign.

I've watched the hell out of this video. It's exactly what it should be, seeing as it's about a song about him being, you know, depicted as a monster.