I will personally put up one million dollars for the very next Snap Judgment featuring an Ugg-wearing celebrity if every commenter can refrain from saying something about said Uggs.

@katevsmothra: But does she look like Catherine Deneuve in the ass?

@SkipToMyLou can't make the transition. She's back and stayi...: Seconded.

Oh, hello childhood. I don't know if the nausea I'm experiencing is because the colours are blowing my mind or if I'm dizzy from long-repressed adolescent angst.

Quick! Before she disappears from our radar forever: who IS this Whitney-Houston-crazy woman? Because as long as he never does another thing but appear in random photos, I am digging her, but hard!

Tonya Harding: Real American™.

@emilyanne: It's an Oscar Slanket™.

Rahm, George and Jon all in one post. I declare this the best entry in the history of Jezebel.

@morninggloria: And both can be found at the Copacabana. Also: aging showgirls.

Are you talkin' to me? ARE YOU TALKIN' TO ME? You must be talkin' to me, 'cause I don't see nobody else here.

@BrutallyHonestZombies: There are scientific lynx that prove purrfectly precious puddy tats cause unrepentant squeeing in Jezebels. And I'm telling you right now, you can't ocelot of that data out the window, particularly when you start looking at the subclawses.

The poor darling has the wary look of someone who has been hit in the face with one too many pairs of granny panties.

@LindsayC: putting the ass in Graduate Assistant every day.: Pin the baby to your shirt next time. It's The New Style.

Everything looks like something I would find in the discount section of a teen-wear store like Bootlegger.

I'll take a dozen. And I'll need them by noon. Thanks.

When did she start being squired about by D'Artagnan?

I produced and directed a production of VDay Vagina Monologues in my very conservative city five years ago. We had a packed house. A weeping woman left me a message on my answering machine thanking me for bringing it to the stage. I stood in the spotlight and said 'cunt' over and over again, and somewhere in the…

@Failsafe: See, even then, if you carry them around in your arms or puppy sling, you'll be accused of coddling them and not allowing their little legs to grow. Someone will tell you that the diet you are feeding them somehow stunted their growth. And someone's bubby will tell you that, in her day, dogs didn't sit on…

@labeled: :chuckle:

@Blueberrypie: And so is her husband! Hurray for the Canuckistanis!