A breastfeeding, co-sleeping, articulate and hilarious mom? Be still my heart.

@hellonini9: I also wear Uggs without a hint of shame or compunction. Stars! They're just like us!

Poor Phoebe Price will be devastated that Alice Dellal wore that outfit first.

I'm sorry and I'm really going to hate myself for saying this and I'll probably get disemvowelled but . . . that bikini makes her stomach look fat.

What's that, Clive? I'm sorry; I can't hear you with your shirt on.

@lurkystars: No, no. I get you. You are calling Mariah loose. And you are so getting disemvowelled for that.

@wildflowerpower: Mocha chocalata ya ya. (Clearly, I am still grooving on the Fantasia video from yesterday.)

I have no hate for Angelina. She is a stunning woman. She is a talented actor. And she, like many human beings, is doing the best she can in the world.

That was fanfuckingtastic. Fantasia is a bit of a whackadoo, and bless her heart, I love her for it.

@lorali: You know what really would have brought it home? If she'd cooked up a perfect omelette at the same time.

She is not smiling with her eyes.

No. NO, I say. For the love of all that is good and decent and witty, please stop the American remakes of British TV shows! The very last thing the airwaves need is yet another clever show that didn't insult the intelligence of its audience to be watered down, modified, sanitized, laugh-tracked, hacked,…

@MadFab: Now with musical accompaniment.

Buffalo stance.

@fulanita: And, yes. "Pinching".

@ellaesther: I believe that statistics show that Jon Stewart is the parallel universe's husband of choice for over 90 per cent of heterosexual North American woman and can be found on a whopping 96 per cent of those same women's "List of Five Celebrities I'd Bang and Not Be Dumped By My Significant Other For Doing…

@fulanita: Yes. "Cheeks".

My very favourite part of these threads are all the questions from those of us who don't/can't watch soaps anymore-"What? Why? Which personality? Who is she with now?"-followed by the implausible storyline that makes complete sense and a random historical clip that takes us back to the day when we all used to skip…

I'm contrasting this with the clip of Hillary Clinton's speech. I am happy in my heart right now with America's decision.

@CherriSpryte: I was very ambivalent about her as president but generally optimistic about plans to make her part of this administration, assuming all lingering resentments had been put aside. I am delighted—and a just a bit emotional—at this introduction to what we can expect from her tenure as SoS.