I disapprove of Jezebel going on a diet in order to look lean 'n' mean in these hard scrabble times. Celebrate your larger, curvier, sexier bandwidth, yo!

@redsmith: There is deep, deep cultural symbolism at work here. Deep.

Still hot. Older. Slightly more pretentious. Looking more like his father but with trendier clothing. But still hot.

A V. Good friend of mine just produced an event at which Don Draper (and his real life counterpart) was featured. She said that he is extremely ordinary.

Oh, from obviously.

She looks like she's rolling into Vegas for a crazy weekend of gin and gambling with her ex-husband's freshly-laundered money.

We don't need another hero; we've already got Tina.

@MJ: Is your grandmother Morticia Addams?

@sarah.of.a.lesser.god.prepares.to.welcome.her.new.ovumlord: Oh, you've got some plucking nerve. You'll definitely have egg on your face when the yolk's on you, though.

Clearly, *some* people didn't get the whole "don't play with your food" lecture that I heard every single meal of my young life. To think, my mashed potato Egyptian pyramids and brussel sprout deconstructionist abstracts could have really amounted to something.

Leachman, you crazy banshee. Be my grandma.

@LCKitten: Given how miserable they've been looking together lately, I don't suspect you'll have to suffer much longer.

Oh, Colin. You dorky, adorable, sexy beastie.

@AbbyNormal: Lucky!

Wow. That was awkward. I read this quote from Heidi—"I feel like more of a woman, in a sense. I'm head of the house. I'm running my own family."—and actually yelled, "Oh, COME ON!" I had to do a quick fake to pretend it was somehow work related.

@the_famous_grouse: Fuggin' A.

@BellaRossa: No, I think only Phoebe can stop Phoebe from reaching the top. That, and the collective will of all humanity.

@Archetype: I agree.

Between the wrap dress and the thoughts on botox, DvF is my favourite today.

How the hell does Phoebe Price keep getting invited to anything? I have a suspicion that she has a police scanner in her car just randomly crashes events. Does she have a tickle trunk in her, uh, trunk (one for the Canuckistanis) full of outfits she's taken from Bobby Trendy after mugging him in the alley way?