@MrsMac: This is like a Sunday miracle. I'm able to watch all the 30Rock episodes I've been missing. Praise Jeebus.

@BowlingForDollars: Hurray! Success! And SNL-Rahmy goodness.

@MrsMac: Good news:

@RedVelvetCake: Because most parents love to hear how awful other people's children can be. It makes us feel better about what our own hooligans get up to.

@bjchilipepper: For instance, me.

@iamtrex: It's all good until they start forcing animals to smoke.

@Jenavira: Natch. Where do you think Easter Eggs come from?

@beyourownhero: Mais oui. However, he most likely smells of strong cigarettes, red wine and hubris.

Stand up straight, darling. That should hike the girls right back up above the waistline.

I've done the garlic trick. While effective, it did mean that I had to get intimately and uncomfortably acquainted with parts of my anatomy in order to retrieve it. And my boyfriend was convinced he was dining at an Italian restaurant for days afterward.

@chennui: I did consider calling him Vinyasa, in deference to the role yoga played in making me flexible enough to actually get jiggy with it in the back seat of a Volkswagen. That and kegels made the whole experience very farfegnugen.

True story-my eldest son was conceived in the back seat of a Volkwagen. For years, I blamed the tequila; now I know who the real culprit was. Perhaps I'll change the lad's name from José to Jetta to acknowledge this.

Generally, I am neither pro- nor anti-Tyra. Except for when she's right there in front of me, I (luckily) seem to forget she exists at all. That said, there is something in this photo that is making me think, "Yeah, lady! You just keep on keepin' on with your bad self."

Katie's outfit could and should be used by anti-Scientology groups as a warning. It's like it was designed by thetans.

Shouldn't Farmer MacGregor be on the cover?

@JerseyGrrrl:

Give Angie Harmon Best in Show, please.

@MadFab: Kat, not Cat. "Cat" would imply a feline grace that seems to be lacking in Captain Obvious.

Is Cat Kramer wearing a hat on her knee? How daring! And it seems to be both macrame and sequined! Why, this time next year, we'll all be wearing kneehats! It was bound to happen. Finally, stocking caps have something to answer for.

I'm increasingly of the opinion that bandeau tops are only flattering if one is suspended from a tree by one's knees.