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She looks like every escort I’ve ever seen dressed up to look “respectable” at dinner meetings. Just uncomfortable in the clothes and out of place at all times.

Is a Signal for Help...

Reminded me of the old Churchill/Lady Astor exchange: “If I were your wife, Winston, I’d give you poison.” “If I were your husband, Nancy, I’d drink it.”

Don’t worry, the liar-in-chief has a backup plan in case Dr. Ronny Jackson doesn’t work out:

THE HAT

Evening beautiful Jezzies...Craft Thread!

The DNC has opted to use its wildly limited resources to wage a multi-million dollar lawsuit against the Trump campaign, Wikileaks, and the Russian government, alleging that they conspired to help Trump win the presidency. “This constituted an act of unprecedented treachery: the campaign of a nominee for President of

Nicolas Cage says he’s retiring from acting in, like, three or four years to become a director. [Page Six]

J Edgar Hoover would have totally pulled off the outfit Meghan McCain has on better than her.

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Fuck, man. I missed R. Lee.Ermey dying? Everyone remembers him for Full Metal Jacket - and rightfully so - but for my money, this is the best line he ever had:

Methinks they’re confusing being teased with being bullied. Everyone is teased at some point or another.

So that’s his excuse?

I think New York magazine has this one covered (literally):

I think the same thing about the festering orange pile of excrement in the White House.

I love Deadwood. That is all.

Anyone reading all of the Tweeted words eligible for today’s Code 45* will have noticed that they had a decidedly larcenous bent to them: “stolen”, “crime”, and “laws” were among them.

I still can’t wrap my mind around any Trump getting a single woman to sleep with without the incentive of money or raising one’s tabloid profile, and yet here we are. Even before their disastrous political debut, you still would have to overlook their social and intellectual shortcomings, and the fact that they all

That loud sound you hear is the joke flying right over your head.

Demanding booze on-hand at all times