Didn’t Xan just buy Billy Ray a bong, though? Did that mean nothing? I mean, you think you’re close to somebody, and then BAM! The weed paraphernalia was a meaningless the whole time!
now that you mentioned Cruz and it also seems to be a slow Friday, here is something to laugh at.
I read Pauly D as Pauly Shore and imagined Shore saying “Have a a canolli, buuuuuddy!”. My 80’s teen years are showing.
I just want to Pelt Him with Random Capitalzations
Barbara Harris was fantastic. This number from The Apple Tree is amazing:
She was so memorable in that amazing movie, ‘Nashville’. I’ll never forget her performance. <3 RIP <3
Barbara Harris was also Broadway’s original Daisy Gamble in On A Clear Day You Can See Forever. Musical fans, here’s a reader’s digest version of her performance...
I EEEEEEEEEE’d when they finally did the phone gag.
Fake Art!
Jemaine Clement, Craig Robinson, and Emile Hirsch is the easiest round of Fuck-Marry-Kill in the whole wide world.
Dwight Yoakam started following me on Twitter.
He should walk away free. Better yet, he should get a medal.
Agreed. She’s a deeply despicable human being, but regardless, this is the most fun I’ve had since November 2016. I just watched an MSNBC interview where she closes by saying, “Donald Trump has met his match.” And by god, I think he has.
I am loving that it seems like Omarosa taped every goddamn conversation for the past 2 years lololololol
As I said at the time, she’s a perpetrator, not anything as distant as “complicit.” Ivanka is an active grifter in a family of grifters.
A designed idea to draw attention away from Mueller investigation. Fuck Space Force.
By far my favorite Onion article of the year: