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That John Brennan quote is stone cold.

He guest-starred on an episode of the new Will & Grace a few weeks ago looking hot but almost unrecognizable..

The real question is would you still eat the cheesecake if you knew it contained 1970s-era Soviet drugs.

The secret is to replace butter with “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Phenazapam”.

Mike Pence looks like he’s an off-model GI-Joe with the Kung-Fu Grip that’s left over in the Dollar Store.

“If all of us do all we can, we can once again, in our time, restore the sanctity of life to the center of American law,”

Inappropriate y’say..........

Wish it were Eric and Don Jr

“Where you only see one mocking comment, it was then that I carried you” —moopidoo

Wow after all Trumps bragging about hiring only & all the best ppl in the history of all ppl, he really delivered! He has the best mysogonists, the best white surpremacits, the best racists, the best wife beaters, the best sexual assaulters, (endorses) the best child molesters & now he has the best paranoid

I understand that the advent of social media has changed our social mores, but there is still etiquette to follow after the death of someone you know or know through others. It is absolutely not the time to make public conciliatory gestures like Parker’s because you are making it about YOU. If you want to extend an

Good for Kim! I’m sick of the half assed condolences and thoughts and prayers. Social media makes it so easy to express our “condolences” AND it makes sure the rest of the world (or our followers) know just how much we “feeeeeeeeel”.

Best tweet all day.

it would not surprise me in the least to learn that kellyanne has an opioid cabinet.

I used to be a huge JT fan. My Love was my BFF’s and my song in college. But the more time that passes by, the more you realize that some people are just turds. The Super Bowl wanted to keep this year mediocre and safe, and they certainly got it in that half-time show. That’s all I’ll say.

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In the world of getting the right guest booking (and who’da thunk it), Wendy Williams outsmarted everyone today. She had the journalist, Jordi McGraw, who did the 2011 interview with Stormy Daniels, also interviewed two other sources and polygraphed all three (they all passed).

Daniels said she had “no further comment” on the matter

I have said this before, but I was really shocked by Alllen’s speech at Keaton’s AFI award ceremony and now I just found this, which is exactly how I feel (and says it much better):