“Hey Maria” is absolutely the funniest thing I’ve read all week. Thank you, Bobby.
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Calm down, Jen. Just go smoke a blunt and be happy there aren't approx 15 children up in your business.
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Wanda disagrees.
THAT IS THE BEST DOUBLE CREATURE I’VE EVER SEEN.
Hm funny she says that because I usually like to take my new ugly ass tunics to the tailor and have them cut giant holes in front of my pussy. For the air.
Nope. In every language known to humans (plus International Sign Language).
Listen...if we are going to have bananas in sandwiches they need to go imbetween peanut butter and fluff....none of this mayo crap.
Here’s some of my favorite frontmen of all time, they are here because they are my favorite and in no particular order.
I dunno, once your 50-something mother puts all your shit out on Instagram herself, and drunkenly whines about you to 50,000 of her closest friends at work ... I’m inclined to give him a pass. Supposedly he asked her to keep him off her social media; that was just about the time she really ramped it up. Team Rocco.
Sasha Baron Cohen. OMG
IT DOES NOT GET BETTER THAN THIS.
Maybe they’re really big fans of City of Indra.
What do you mean, pretend?
She was never much more than the best of the worst.
NO! None of them are attractive. This is the Justin Timberlake nonsense all over again.
I... actually want to watch that. Is there something wrong with me?
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I have to disagree with you, James. There was at least one other April Fool’s day joke today that rose to the occasion.