That’s like making a hockey pun for an article about tennis.

Or in Trump’s case, the Sun-Chip fantasy.

The strangest part of this is that he was given a blood test.

“no team would gut itself for a one-year rental.”

If people didn’t do this full-time, the platform would die, full stop. Rides would cost far more and service would be slower (or nonexistent) pretty much everywhere.

huh it’s almost like when they had an excellent fantasy series to adapt they were able to do so pretty faithfully, but once they ran out of books, the same people who brought us X-Men Origins: Wolverine were not able to deliver and reverted back to their usual shit.

This kid probably thinks all the coach seats on an airplane should cost the same, because they are all going the same place.

This is very common in the auto industry... particular with turbocharged cars. In the Saab I had, I could have it chipped and go from 185HP to 240HP... and that would only be programming.

I get it, man. Waiting on lab results is a harrowing experience. 

Ha. The only part of a seder Meghan McCain could play is the bitter herb.

She certainly doesn’t know what antisemitism means.

Nevermind sold 30 million copies. Niche indeed.

“AaAaAcCcTtTuUuAaAlLlYyY...”

It’s pretty hard not to read that as working in private equity makes you a ghoul. 

Dude, Breaking Bad would have been so much better if Skylar would have not been such a BITCH and just help Walt be a fucking BOSS.

Definitely a crowd whose takeaway from The Sopranos is that Tony is a badass

Barstool Sports: A dog chasing its tail, which is wagging the dog, which is pooping.

a bandaged and robed man named Cletus