Sears, which is now a deserted parody of a Soviet-era store, used to offer similar lifetime guarantees on Craftsman tools. I went in with a broken tape measure that I’d bought more than 30 years previously and sheepishly asked whether the guarantee applied. The worker just directed me to a wall of tape measures and…

I mean, he doesn’t go to Louisiana Personal Foul.

Let us just get this out of the way, the sexuality of Mike Pence is not important. Who cares what his sexuality is? What is important is that he has a valid policy stance to hurt and endanger the lives of LGBTQ people regardless of how he feels satisfied behind closed doors. Mike Pence articles always turn into these…

Feels like it. Now that I think about it, if Destiny was a book, Destiny 2 would be the movie.

What are these “net points” you speak of?

“Plaintiff was repulsed.”

And we are back to the Myth of the Male Bumbler:

That video....I haven’t seen so many edits since someone tried to make a “clean” version of Pornhub videos.

A local rag reaches 10,000 people locally. Those are the people who will know and recommend the site to others.

The only thing I don’t love about this article is the implication that passing a polygraph somehow strengthens the credibility of Perrineau’s accusations.

TBF, it’s hard to maintain a solid marriage with someone named Beth1027.

They Falwell within the recommended guidelines.

Here’s the simple fact: The Washington Post did journalism the right way, and Jezebel did not.

You know, I’m really glad you posted this because it’s a succinct example of the type of comment that’s both infuriating and nearly impossible to counter. You’ve given us an opportunity to analyze it.

This is an appropriate response if this were a facebook post. But, you’re a contributing writer...and the op was pretty chill already...

The worst is if you accidentally piss between the seat and bowl onto the back of your pants. 

I have this randomly. Every once in a while I stand up, something unkinks and I have to add a short pee coda.

We don’t know who struck first, us or them, but we know that it was us that scorched the pie.

This isn’t unprecedented with famous Boston athletes though.

This is disingenuous to the point of being comical.