I was thinking like

Have you guys considered doing dramatic readings of these? They would be fantastic.

Subject: Your a brainless .. useful idiot!!!

Fuck that sounds like that episode of Atlanta.

I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW I’M DATING A BLACK PERSON. HOW DARE YOU.

What? He’s calling Trump racist and an Obama hater because he does and says racist things while also pointing out that almost everything Obama did was the worst thing ever. You’re the one jumping on this white vs black shit.

I’ve had the same argument with someone before as well. WELL WHY DIDN’T THEY COME FORWARD 10 YEARS AGO.

I can’t imagine how expensive flood insurance is for anyone who lives in that town. With ~20% in poverty, how many people can actually afford/buy it? If the state does nothing they’ll just bleed their bank accounts dry until nobody can even afford to live there.

Right.

Dude, I finished so many Shrines on the shitter. I probably did more on the toilet than I did with the thing docked.

It’s not at all a Wii U with a gamepad. The entire console goes with you. Being able to just pick up your console and, without restarting or anything, play whenever and wherever you want isn’t an innovation for a home console?

And what if next time he hits you instead of things around the house? Get the fuck out of that relationship. If you have to live in fear like that then you need to get out ASAP and tell him to get help.

I like that there’s easy rewards, but there are definitely harder ones as well. It’s not just like, oh this level is easy and this is hard. They did a fantastic job.

Portability also meant nothing to me before I had this console. The fact that I can take it into another room, or outside, or on the shitter, and not have to turn it off or restart my progress is just amazing. I’ve used it far more in portable mode than in the dock and I can’t believe it.

Have a wedding 2 hours away on Saturday night starting at 4:30.

God I would have loved to be in that meeting.

Completely unnecessary. Reporting you to the Deadspin police.

I always figure I’ll have to use my can of bear spray on an actual person before I ever have to use it on a bear.

Pretty sure they were joking.

Computer class always ended right when I was near the fucking finish. Every single goddamn time. Same with the reading version, and Oregon Trail, and every single game I ever played in that class. JUST LET ME FINISH FOR ONCE. JUST FUCKING ONCE. PLEASE.