Probably someone brand new, just like Cal and half the other characters in the first game.

+1 just to remind people how amazing Spiritfarer is.

None of us should be surprised that, in the end, he won.

Lol why in god’s name would they do that? People will forget about this shit 2 weeks after Kotick makes out with probably $450 million and MS will have everything they wanted. Why would they potentially fight a major lawsuit against a guy who has the money to fight them when they could just what every other…

“My ultimate magic is nothing next to how cool you are, stupid ass piece of shit, right Ironman?”

As someone who moved here from the Midwest, it’s 100% worth the tradeoff to live in weather this beautiful and to be able to visit the beach, the mountains, and the desert in the same day if I really wanted to. Not to mention being able to eat food from almost any culture you can think of.

Sorry, hate to be that person, but, “Hawaiian”.

As the player opens the door to venture out into this new world, they hear the familiar words, “STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM”

I’ve had anger issues all my life, something I never dealt with appropriately until I became an adult. I threw controllers across the room, knew the limits to not break them completely, and smashed mice into so many pieces I cut my own hand open.

+1 keg of beer

I mean, I’ve had some crashes and what-not, but for the most part the game saves so often that I never lose much progress.

Also, he WAS murdered. Well, at least as far as they knew.

“Fuck the police”

If anyone paying for the ability to comment is actually saying this then why do they even come to the site?  You know the folks at Defector are going to be all over calling this jackass out.

Wow I thought they shut this down a long time ago. It was supported about as well as Sy Fy supported the show.

I still have to finish Royal. God dammit I’m also supposed to get married so which one do I pick?

I was like WHAT???!!! I’m at 95 hrs and it says 75% complete, but I’m never going to get to 100% because FUCK THESE STANDING STONES.

You should see some of his other streams. Does some pretty funny shit in this, The Sims, Cities Skylines, and a few others.

Yeah but you could probably sell those shoes for $1k. People go bonkers over them. Probably harder to get than these GPUs.

I’ve also seen it happen due to a traumatic event that led to some of the other possibilities you mention. It also led to a huge amount of other hateful ideologies.