The Wii U had a low price point, the most influential company in all of gaming backing it, ZELDA AT LAUNCH, didn’t require a crazy good TV or extra hardware, was INSANELY successful,

You don’t understand why someone isn’t excited about something that is overpriced, not very accessible, in its infancy, and doesn’t have much support yet?

Well, I get motion sickness pretty easily so unfortunately I’m out for now. I’m not paying $600 to guess whether or not I can handle it.

Dude, I say fuck it and walk back. Usually it calms down enough to make it safely.

Getting historical in this motherfucker.

Hitmonchan and Hitmonlee are sure to be in a pack together. Maybe a Snorlax and Jigglypuff pack too?

Or you could move out of the passing lane since there’s clearly enough room to do so in the video. It’s not like they’re on a regular street road, they’re on the highway.

So they’re getting paid by an indie developer with a small publisher?

I do that when people start complaining to me. They get the point and shut up pretty quickly.

Well, until someone else falls on their face in a footrace.

The good news is that you really don’t need much, other than time and patience, to pull this off.

If this came out on 3ds virtual console I’d buy it in a heartbeat.

I thought he looked like a crackhead, but meh.

Maple syrup is delicious and all, but shit guys, it’s not THAT good.

When asked what you actually do in the game O’Reilly responded with

Yeah but your analogy doesn’t match. It’s not something like he ALMOST got hit by a car. Think of Tracy Morgan and that accident and how close he was to death. We don’t know for certain that he would have died if any of those scenarios occurred, but the chance and risk is high enough that “could have” becomes an…

So you want the AI to discover that it loves your character? That’s some pretty sophisticated shit.

Going out to see wildflowers in the desert and then coming back to probably grow flowers in Stardew Valley.

I met and talked to a guy outside a Carl’s Jr. in a little town in Cali on my way to Phoenix, and it’s depressing. He had obviously lost quite a bit of his mind, some due to the horrific shit he had seen that he told me about, but he’s still a human being. Every time I notioned toward my car to get going he literally…

Shit man, collect your royalties.