Princess Michael is a Kunt.

I remember watching the Medieval walking video with a lot of skepticism.

Anything I do that disappoints Mother Pence and raises her Christian Ire™ is clearly something of which I should be proud and that I should continue to do.

That thing is the size of a menu. Once again somebody’s trying to do some compensating.

I think its pretty obvious that Trump just knows that anything related to his presidency is going to be sought after in the future (assuming there is one) and making fucking sure that his name will be emblazoned on everything.

I would think that people would find the off-the-shoulder style to be unsuitable.

He’s holding that sponge like he’s never washed a dish in his life and he’s afraid to ruin his manicure (both of which are likely true).

Why do you want to pay child care? You should be at home taking care of your child yourself, not working outside the home. That’s what men are for. The men who are working in the coal mines that Trump is bringing back. And if any of you ever get sick, then walk it off, damn it! Like a real damn American.

Only in Russia with a couple of high priced hookers.

I’m confused about the words trickle down, is it like the last few drops you shake out after you pee but instead of landing in the urinal it lands on poor people?

Or the worst mafioso nickname.

I basically came here to say this. Sure, it’s great for us modern women to complain about the focus on marriage in ‘period’ dramas like this....but that was the reality for women as late as the 1960s or maybe even the 70s. Marriage is/was your ticket, unless you were lucky enough to inherit money/property that wasn’t…

LOOK HOW FUCKING PLEASED HE IS!

Working in customer service means dealing with difficult people. Taking a job that requires dealing with difficult people is neither excuse nor reason to treat customers poorly.

the type of people airline employees need to deal with probably contributes to their bitterness. i’ve seen a lot of fucking morons at the airport. being around a never ending cycle of bloated, disgusting, entitled americans with no sense of personal awareness would drive me to insanity.

I know nothing about Fifth (Fourth?) Harmony but I stand in solidarity with her. Yes, the people who work for the airlines have shitty jobs but if I ever spoke to anyone the way airline employees speak to passengers, I’d be fired. If the people who work at McDonalds can be pleasant, don’t use the minimum wage excuse.

Hence the penis enlargment. Surprised it’s not also a truck dealership.

In my experience, men don’t believe that they’re gossiping. Women gossip, which is a petty and trivial activity. Men discuss things, which has weight and importance.

I vote for replacing ‘fetus’ with ‘nugget’.

“Fetus” -> “extra small attached babyperson”